- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the man with Alzheimer's get for Christmas? Happy New Year!

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Roses are red violets are blue when i flush the toilet i see you :)

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Why couldnt she get up? She had no legs. Knock Knock. Whos There? Not Suzie

why did the plane crash? because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

Wanna hear a great joke? (any answer) Your dad's choice of condom.

Eats shoots and leaves Pandas. If you can't figure this out then you're probably 12

how did the tree fall on the woman? it didnt, trees dont grow in kitchens

Yo mama's so fat, she has low self-esteem.

Roses are red violets are blue some poems rhyme but this one doesn't

Your all fags

Why did the penis enter the vagina? They were trying for a baby

Isn't everyday "black tie optional"?

What did the Ginger get for Christmas? A: a soul

What do you look for in a woman? a pulse.

How do you make a baby fly? Hit it's mother in the stomach.

Why did the man commit suicide? Because he felt he had nothing left to live for

What does Pontiac stand for? Nothing. Pontiac's were discontinued

Q:What do you call a black man who flies a plane? A: A pilot you racist jerk...

My grandpa asked me a very important question right before he kicked the bucket. Grandpa: Son, how far do you think I could kick this bucket?

A ship wrecks in the South Pacific ocean. Only one man survives. He swims to a semi-deserted island, and is later eaten by the cannibal inhabitants

a man gets raped. -teagan doherty-

hey i just met you and this is c r a z y , but im a pirate so call me matey ;)

Man walks in the bar then buys a drink

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