What's black and white and red all over? A skunk in a blender.

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Hi

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Knock Knock. Who'se there? It's Dave. Dave who? Um, you invited me over here. Open the damn door.

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What do you call a woman with a black eye and several cuts on her face? The police and perhaps a social help hotline. She now feels safer and more secure and will go on to lead a happy life thanks to you speaking out on her behalf.

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Two horses are playing in a field, One says to the other "Hey, sup" they then continue playing.

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hi

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What do you think 3 black men want when the come and knock on your car window? They just want directions.

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My friend who's a chef was stabbed by his own kitchen knife, everyone said it would be in bad taste to joke about it.

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Life gave me limes. Now how am I suppose to make lemonade

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I'm a boy... I like hamburgers... Xbox is my favorite activity.... I have a dog... My dad is cheap... He's my doctor, my dentist, and my mom... Haha get it?

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What looks like a duck, smells like a duck and feels like a duck? A duck.

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A man walks into a bar, sits down and the bartender comes over and asks him what he wants to drink. The man replies, "Carrot Juice."

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What do you call a black kid with a backpack? I don't know.

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It's valentines today! My girlfriend died.

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Your mama is so ugly. But she is still a respected member of the community

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Roses are red Violets are blue I like to slap hookers

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What did the blind man say to his best friend? All i see is darkness and i want to end my life

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After finishing reading this sentence, read it again and you might or might not realise that there is a secret subliminal message in this sentence making you do something later tonight. Can you spot it?

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A redundant man walked into a bar. He sat down, and unfortunately, we learn 5 minutes later that his wife died.

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Why did the black man have to stand in the bus? All of the other seats were taken.

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What's black,white, and red all over? Nothing, because if it is completely covered in red then it can only be red.

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A woman walks into the bathroom and hears the sound of moaning. Not sure what to do she looks around and sees couples as far as the eye can see. She quickly turns to the woman and man standing next to her and asks what is going on here?! The woman says can't you read this is not a bathroom this is a public sex room! Only an idiot would ask that question. In shock the woman takes another look around and she spots someone she finds familiar. When she walks closer she finds that it is her boyfriend and that he is with another woman. Furious she walks up to him and slaps him in the face. The boyfriend looks at her and says sorry your sex just got old. Furious she says to him we never had sex!

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A black man rode down the street on a bicycle.

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Q:What do you say to an albino man that will always get his attention? A:His name.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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