What is red and bad for your teeth? A BRICK!!

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When I exited the hospital one day, I spotted a sign saying "Come back soon!" Soon afterwards I saw people protesting to ban dihydrogen monoxide. The next day on tv I saw an ad for a solar powered lightbulb. Then I saw a Gun control poster. I cried, this being the dumbest thing I had seen yet, and the world was certainly doomed due to humanity's general stupidity. I saw a chicken crossing a packed road. Why did the chicken feel the urge to cross the road?

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What is the difference between a blond and a red-head? They have different hair colors.

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How do you kill a Jew? The same way you kill any person. It could be gunshot, strangulation, hanging, poison etc. They are the same as every other human being, so you would kill them just like any other human being.

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Heheheheh, Good one, you made me laugh, you just made me realize that it was indeed I that said that to you once, and now you are telling me. I know now, I am happy, not because I seek happiness, but because thinking, finding solutions, guiding myself and others, is what makes me happy. I feel like an alien, because my ideals, my solutions hopes and dreams that grow out of a result of my constant thinking, will never be in this world. Yet I also feel human now, because it could have been, humanity could have succeeded...

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Why did little Billy fall of his bike? anwser: because a refridgator hit him.

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What's worse then breaking your xbox? Going on a 24 kill streak and having itchy balls.

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Why did the boy rip out all of his hair? He was insane.

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Neither have I

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Why did the boy drop the ice cream? So that it would melt and he could dip his dick into it and his mom could lick it off.

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Roses are red pineapple is yellow I'll shove your head up my ass so you can eat some marshmallows!

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A man walks into a bar. What does he say? Ouch!

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Q: What's Black and White and Red All Over? A: This is a logical fallacy. If something is "Red All Over," it is implied that no other color can be showing. Thus, whatever innate Black and/or Whiteness was formerly attributed to said object will now have been inherently obfuscated by its Redness.

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What's the difference between working at Mc Donalds and working as a hooker? A hooker gets paid more.

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Siete inglesi quindi non sapete nemmeno cosa c'è scritto ? Succhiacapre che non siete altro.

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A horse walks into a bar, and the bartender says,"Why the long face?" The horse replies,"I have terminal cancer."

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Q:What happened when Smokey the Bear was the one who started the forest fire? A: He got arrested just like you would have

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Why did Timmy fall off his bike? Someone threw a brick at him!

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A father was angry at his daughter's boyfriend because he took her virginity. The boyfriend said he was ashamed that he never told her he has AIDS.

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Violets are blue, Roses are red, I like to mix up my poems.

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penis

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What do you call a fat man in a tiny pipe? Stuck.

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Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock, knock Who's there Not Sarah

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