what's brown and sticky? a stick.

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What do a Mexican, and American, a black guy, and an Asian all have in common? Believe it or not, they all like cantalope.

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Why did the black guy eat KFC? Cause he was hungry.

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Wanna hear a great joke? (any answer) Your dad's choice of condom.

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What did the man with Alzheimer's get for Christmas? Happy New Year!

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Bean.

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Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Why couldnt she get up? She had no legs. Knock Knock. Whos There? Not Suzie

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If you see a fat man, what do you say to him? Hopefully nothing mean, seeing as that would be demoralizing to the fat man.

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why did the plane crash? because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

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Eats shoots and leaves Pandas. If you can't figure this out then you're probably 12

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Roses are red violets are blue when i flush the toilet i see you :)

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Yo mama's so fat, she has low self-esteem.

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Roses are red violets are blue some poems rhyme but this one doesn't

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how did the tree fall on the woman? it didnt, trees dont grow in kitchens

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Your all fags

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Why did the penis enter the vagina? They were trying for a baby

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Isn't everyday "black tie optional"?

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What did the Ginger get for Christmas? A: a soul

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What do you look for in a woman? a pulse.

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How do you make a baby fly? Hit it's mother in the stomach.

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What does Pontiac stand for? Nothing. Pontiac's were discontinued

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Why did the man commit suicide? Because he felt he had nothing left to live for

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a man gets raped. -teagan doherty-

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My grandpa asked me a very important question right before he kicked the bucket. Grandpa: Son, how far do you think I could kick this bucket?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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