Eats shoots and leaves Pandas. If you can't figure this out then you're probably 12

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Do you know what a third world bathroom smells like? Crap

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what did the fat guy say to the girl ill make fun of you because i have bigger tits than you

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What do you call a generally un likeable person who has a habit of drinking in a bar? A Bastard.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding two worms

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Why did the little boy enter the white van, then leave scarred for life? He was going on a family trip within the said white van, but along the way they got in a horrible accident which involved a bus, a tractor, and finally a steamroller. The boy quickly escaped at the last second only to watch his family scream as the steamroller slowly crushed the van where they were trapped inside. He then broke down into tears and depression and finished it all by jumping off a bridge. It was a truly tragic incident.

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Your mom is so poor, she can't afford nice clothing.

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Two olives are sitting on a counter, one falls off and the other one asks "Are you okay?" and he replies, "It is only a slight wound I think I will be just fine"

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Moe: What's the difference between blue paint and red paint? Ben: I couldn't tell you, I'm blind. Moe was so embarrassed by his unintentional rudeness that he apologized to Ben and walked away.

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10 people walk into a bar. 6 hours later, 3 more people walk into the bar. There are now 12 people in the bar, and one corpse in the dumpster out back.

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what's brown and sticky? a stick.

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What do a Mexican, and American, a black guy, and an Asian all have in common? Believe it or not, they all like cantalope.

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Why did the black guy eat KFC? Cause he was hungry.

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a man gets raped. -teagan doherty-

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My grandpa asked me a very important question right before he kicked the bucket. Grandpa: Son, how far do you think I could kick this bucket?

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Q:What do you call a black man who flies a plane? A: A pilot you racist jerk...

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A ship wrecks in the South Pacific ocean. Only one man survives. He swims to a semi-deserted island, and is later eaten by the cannibal inhabitants

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Man walks in the bar then buys a drink

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hey i just met you and this is c r a z y , but im a pirate so call me matey ;)

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Roses are red violets are blue some poems rhyme but this one doesn't

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Yo mama's so fat, she has low self-esteem.

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how did the tree fall on the woman? it didnt, trees dont grow in kitchens

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What do you look for in a woman? a pulse.

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Why did the man commit suicide? Because he felt he had nothing left to live for

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Anti Joke

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