What's Red and Invisible? No Tomatos

What did the rapper Proof say when he got in a fight? Nothing, Proof is dead.

Q: what is socialism? A: a terrible system

Tiger Woods isn't a Tiger, He's a lion cheeta.

Knock knock. Who's there? Knock. Knock who? Knock knock.

Why can't Tommy ride a bike? Because Tommy is a goldfish.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

What do you call a black man with pearl white teeth ? A man with good dental hygiene.

Why did the boy drop his ice-cream? It fell.

Knock knock. Who's there? Alzheimer. Alzheimer who? Knock knock.

what's black and white? everything. i'm a dog

A ginger was with his friends

How many pancakes does it take to fill up a doghouse? None, because ice cream doesn't have bones.

Why did the sperm cross the road? Because I put on the wrong sock this morning.

What is a homeless man for Halloween? A garbage bag

What did the homeless man say to his friends? He doesn't have any friends.

What happened when the man killed a baby? He was captured by the authorities and sentenced to life in prison.

knock knock, Whos there ?? Johnny. Come in fish.

what starts with b and ends with itch pickle

Why did the man commit suicide? Because he felt he had nothing left to live for

Why couldn't the girl brush her hair? Because she had leukemia

Roses are red. Violets are blue. You're a virgin.

Two muffins are sitting in an oven, they get burned because the oven was left on for to long and they end up being thrown away.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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