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Why did the football player go to the bank? He had to make a deposit and refinance his home.

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What did Osama Bin Laden say to Hitler? Nothing. Hitler died many years ago now and he was in no position of power during Bin Laden's reign of terror due to the fact that he was already dead. Therefore it is impossible that they could have had any sort of conversation. But now Bin Laden is dead as well. HIGH FIVE!!!!!!!

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No Mom! No! I DON'T WANT TO HAVE SEX WITH YOU!

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Are You McDonalds Because I'm Loving It

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sexual intercourse.

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What do you call a man who writes anti-jokes? Rhys, because that is my name. thank you

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In Soviet Russia, Joke isn't funny!

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What is the definition of nothing? The opposite of something.

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A black guy and a white guy walk into a bar, they were both unemployed and blowing their savings on their alcohol addictions

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A man walks into a restaurant and orders a rare steak. Soon after, he gets food poisoning.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? James. James who? James from work. Oh, come on in.

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You don't need to know a girls period schedule. Just look in the garbage.

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Q : What did Piers tell his friend before leaving ? A : Bye.

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What did the homeless war veteran get for christmas? Nothing because we don't treat our veterans very well.

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A man walks into a bar.... no wait! It's a horse! A man walks into a horse...

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What happened when the dinosaur walked out into the rain? He got wet.

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Three ladies were seen eating ice cream. One of them was licking the ice cream. Another was sucking the ice cream and the other was biting the ice cream. One of these ladies is currently married. Which one among them is the married lady? The one with a wedding ring on.

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Why Does God Hate Gays? He Doesent, God Does Not Exist.

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What's worse than ten dead babies? Not much.

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what sucks? things that suck

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What happens if you fight Chuck Norris? You might lose or win.

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A twelve year old walks into a bar. How Tragic

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I'm hungry.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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