Jews...

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. I have short-term memory loss. And roses are red.

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Are You McDonalds Because I'm Loving It

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So a frog and a penguin were talking and the frog says, " I have some good news and some bad news. The bad news is we're freezing, but the good news is: We have a conoe!".

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In Soviet Russia, Joke isn't funny!

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one day a grape was in the sun raisin

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did it hurt when you fell from heaven? cause it looked like you landed on your face

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My cat used to be afraid of storms. But now it's dead.

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Why did the black man die? He drove off a cliff.

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Somewhere, sometime in the world a man leads his country prominently in an era of change. He makes beautiful and strong speeches to his people. He also kills millions of Jewish people. No seriously, he kills millions of people it's great.

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How many Jews can you fit in a car? Comfortably, four.

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i like cats

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Hear the one about the giraffe and the clown? Yes.

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So theres a priest, a rabbi, and an athiest on a cliff. They all remark at the beautiful view and take plenty of pictures with their respected families.

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Why did my cat die? I drowned it in the bath.

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What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Shoes, socks, and mittens.

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A man called his dentist and asked when he should make an appointment. The dentist told him to come in around two thirty pm because that's when the next appointment was available.

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sexual intercourse.

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What do you call a man who writes anti-jokes? Rhys, because that is my name. thank you

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How many Mexicans can you fit into a car? The bathroom is on the left, mam.

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A man waltzes into a bar, waving a carrot in the air. With an arrogant air of self-importance he flops onto a highchair at the bar. Looka here, looka here, he says to the bartender, waiving the carrot at the man. Will you buy me drinks all night, if I can make this carrot... Never mind, and please leave my bar, the bartender says, pulling out a carrot from under the counter. I've got one myself.

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What is the definition of nothing? The opposite of something.

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Why did the baby cross the road? It was tied to the chicken

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You don't need to know a girls period schedule. Just look in the garbage.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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