Mexicans are like waffles

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The dog buried it's bone. The next day it unburied it, and chewed on it until it was wrecked.

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The man who killed hitler must have ben a swell dude a.w. j.p.

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whats funnier than a penguin playing a banjo? i don't know because I've never seen one and probably never will because it is a highly improbable event.

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Somewhere, sometime in the world a man leads his country prominently in an era of change. He makes beautiful and strong speeches to his people. He also kills millions of Jewish people. No seriously, he kills millions of people it's great.

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what did the dog do when he saw the flea?he ate it because he didn't know what would happen next

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What did Batman say to Robin before they get into the Batmobile? -Come on Robin, get into the Batmobile!

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Why did Jordan miss the bus? The bus didn't miss hitting him.

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Jews...

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How do you kill a blond? You don't. If you do, you'll get reported to the cops and sent to jail.

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holocaust jokes are bad, anne frankly they annoy me

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Q: What did the teen mom put her newborn daughter up for? A: Adoption

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A man called his dentist and asked when he should make an appointment. The dentist told him to come in around two thirty pm because that's when the next appointment was available.

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If one train goes east at 30mph and another train goes south at 53mph, how many pancakes does it take to make a mattress? 7 because peanut butter can't climb trees.

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"I had the worst day ever!" "Was it worse than 9/11?"

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What did I write on this website? This antijoke.

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What do you call a black man running down the street? A promising athlete in training.

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Whats the worst part about being fat. Your fat.

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when the doctor asked him why he was sad andreas replyd i have a small penis and drew and devin keep making me drop the soap

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Knock Knock. Who's there? James. James who? James from work. Oh, come on in.

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whats first than finding a worm in your apple? a blonde who asks you why there is a worm in your apple

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What do you tell a woman with two black eyes? nothing, shes already been told twice

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If a rooster lays a brown egg on the south side of an Asian man's roof, which way would I turn at the intersection? Folderol, because laundry has no soul.

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4 is half the number 8 is.

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