Why wasn't the bat nocturnal? It was dead.

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Why did the black man shoot the white man? The white man was a prison escapee attempting to perform hate crimes toward African Americans by reforming the KKK. The black man was also schizophrenic.

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What's broken to the side of the road and covered in cookie crumbs? A girlscout that got hit by a car.

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Did you see Stevie Wonder's new house? No? Don't worry, he didn't either

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Jews...

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my president is black, my lambo's blue, $14,400,000,000,000 national debt

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roses are red Jacob's a Jew the holocaust was funny Haha f**k you

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have a gun, Get in the van.

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What's wonderful about babies? They will die sooner or later....All Of Them

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Why couldn't Jimmy drive the tractor? Because he has no arms or legs. Why doesn't he have any arms or legs? Because he is a potato.

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What's green and invisible? This cabbage

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Why didn't the skeleton cross the road? Because he was too much of a bitch to when his friends dared him.

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Simon says; "You're adopted."

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what sucks? things that suck

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Why did the little girl get a new tricycle? To cope with her father's death

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whats worse than 9/11 a paper cut

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A black man walked into a bar. Had a drink, and left.

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Why did my cat die? I drowned it in the bath.

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What's the difference between a duck and a goose? They're two completely different water fowl.

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What did the robot say to the centipede? Stop being a centipede.

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A baby seal walks in to a club... That's it. That's the joke.

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Knock knock Who's There? (It was a ding dong ditch. Or a knock knock ditch. What ever.)

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Why did the people thumbs-up the anti-joke? Because I threatened them with A GUN

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one day a grape was in the sun raisin

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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