What do you call a white guy with a taller black woman? A man in a deeply committed relationship.

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Moves Like AJgger- Marron 5

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There are two people in this world; people who finish their sentences and people who

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What do you tell a woman with two black eyes? nothing, shes already been told twice

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What did the senile man say to the kids on his lawn? Tree dance the gator thong for my nipples.

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Miley Cyrus.

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Where was Sally when the bomb exploded? Everywhere.

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Why did Uncle Monty shove his head up a horses arse? Because it gave Doris an erection. She chose to keep her male genital organs following her gender changing procedure, so that she could still father children.

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Guy 1: Ever heard of Ethiopian food? Guy 2: No habla espanol... Guy 1: Oh....

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who has brown eyes blonde hair and red lips a human-being

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holocaust jokes are bad, anne frankly they annoy me

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What's worse than your mom finding out she has AIDS? After she found out she had AIDS she stormed out of the hospital and got run over by a bus.

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"I have been threw the desert with a horse with no no name" wrong the horse, name was no name

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So i was thinking of going to japan for spring break. I've heard they have some awesome swells.

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If one train goes east at 30mph and another train goes south at 53mph, how many pancakes does it take to make a mattress? 7 because peanut butter can't climb trees.

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Whats the worst part about being fat. Your fat.

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when the doctor asked him why he was sad andreas replyd i have a small penis and drew and devin keep making me drop the soap

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What did the Buddhist say to the hot dog vendor? I don't eat hot dogs. Thank you though.

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An elephant and a llama walk into a bar. Realizing that they must have broken out of the local zoo, all of the people run out of the bar screaming.

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Yes.

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what did the dog do when he saw the flea?he ate it because he didn't know what would happen next

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What's the square root of 69? 8.306623862918075

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Get in the car.

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A man walks into a bar and has a wonderful time drinking with his friends, arrives home at a reasonable time and goes to bed.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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