Why did the boat sink? It ran into an iceberg.

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So i was thinking of going to japan for spring break. I've heard they have some awesome swells.

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If one train goes east at 30mph and another train goes south at 53mph, how many pancakes does it take to make a mattress? 7 because peanut butter can't climb trees.

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Abe Lincoln, George Washington, George Bush and Barack Obama are sitting at a table at a bar. They discuss politics and time travel.

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Whats the worst part about being fat. Your fat.

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when the doctor asked him why he was sad andreas replyd i have a small penis and drew and devin keep making me drop the soap

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A homeless man comes home from work.

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Yes.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing set. Cuz she had no arms or legs. Knock Knock Who's there Not Sally

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Roses are red, However, they can also be other colours, such as white, pink or yellow.

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How do you get rid of a stalker? You throw a fridge at them!

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What did santa say to the little girl on Christmas Eve? Santa isn't real, but pedophiles are.

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A baby seal walks into a club.

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Why did the football player go to the bank? He had to make a deposit and refinance his home.

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PATHETIC

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why did the girl cross the road ? to get run over by a flee of running cows

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A man called his dentist and asked when he should make an appointment. The dentist told him to come in around two thirty pm because that's when the next appointment was available.

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What's the difference between a Jew and a piece of coal? The coal doesn't scream when you burn it.

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because Se7en was a scary movie!

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A one legged long jumper missed the world record by one foot.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have a gun, Get in the van.

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What did the Buddhist say to the hot dog vendor? I don't eat hot dogs. Thank you though.

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Moves Like AJgger- Marron 5

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Why couldn't Jimmy drive the tractor? Because he has no arms or legs. Why doesn't he have any arms or legs? Because he is a potato.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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