Guy 1: Ever heard of Ethiopian food? Guy 2: No habla espanol... Guy 1: Oh....

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Why did the football player go to the bank? He had to make a deposit and refinance his home.

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What's worse than your mom finding out she has AIDS? After she found out she had AIDS she stormed out of the hospital and got run over by a bus.

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Are You McDonalds Because I'm Loving It

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Anyone reading this I'm not writing anything Kevin

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What did the homeless war veteran get for christmas? Nothing because we don't treat our veterans very well.

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What's black and hangs from trees? tires ...and black people

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Why does your mom not love you.... Because she is not your real mom.

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How many hamburgers can a grizzly bear eat? Maybe 6.

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How do you avoid being hit with a toaster? You don't walk past the man hitting you with a toaster.

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What did the smoker get for christmas? A bike.

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I'm hungry.

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A man walks into a bar and has a wonderful time drinking with his friends, arrives home at a reasonable time and goes to bed.

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What did Osama Bin Laden say to Hitler? Nothing. Hitler died many years ago now and he was in no position of power during Bin Laden's reign of terror due to the fact that he was already dead. Therefore it is impossible that they could have had any sort of conversation. But now Bin Laden is dead as well. HIGH FIVE!!!!!!!

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4 is half the number 8 is.

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Q: what's black and white and red all over? A: someone getting murderd on a news paper

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What did the picture say to the man? Don't frame me

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What's the difference between a black man and a large pizza One is an ethnicity derived from Africa and One is an Italian dish that is well'ly known in all four corners of the world.

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Why didn't the skeleton go to the party? He had heard from a mutual friend that his ex-girlfriend, who he had recently broken up with, would be present at the same party and to avoid an awkward encounter he chose not to go.

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In Soviet Russia, Joke isn't funny!

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What's the difference between a Jew and a piece of coal? The coal doesn't scream when you burn it.

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A man walks in to a wooden door. He's blind.

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Why did Suzy's neck hurt? Because it was broken

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What happened when the dinosaur walked out into the rain? He got wet.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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