- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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-I once had a dog with no legs, and do you know how I named him? -...? -I didn't name him, he wouldn't come...

How do you call a black man? By his first name.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have a gun, Get in the van.

What did the Buddhist say to the hot dog vendor? I don't eat hot dogs. Thank you though.

Why couldn't Jimmy drive the tractor? Because he has no arms or legs. Why doesn't he have any arms or legs? Because he is a potato.

Mexicans are like waffles

Who eats chicken noodle soup? Anybody who enjoys chicken noodle soup.

A homeless man comes home from work.

What happens if you fight Chuck Norris? You might lose or win.

Why did the girl fall off the fridge? She tripped on a rock.

What did Batman say to Robin before they get into the Batmobile? -Come on Robin, get into the Batmobile!

Doctor, people always laught at me at work! :( What do you do for a living? I am a comedian...

who has brown eyes blonde hair and red lips a human-being

Why I the kid still at school? His mom was brutally run over by a car

why did the girl cross the road ? to get run over by a flee of running cows

Why am I losing my time writing this joke even knowing that I will get lots of thumbs down?

When you wish upon a star... ... you're actually a few million years late, according to astronomy. The star is dead. Just like your dreams.

An elephant and a llama walk into a bar. Realizing that they must have broken out of the local zoo, all of the people run out of the bar screaming.

What happened when the dinosaur walked out into the rain? He got wet.

What do you tell a woman with two black eyes? nothing, shes already been told twice

Why did Sally fall off the swing set. Cuz she had no arms or legs. Knock Knock Who's there Not Sally

Whats blue and fuzzy? blue fuzz.

Knock Knock Who's There? You don't know me, but I just hit a car parked on the street outside your house and I believe its yours, we should exchange information

My cat used to be afraid of storms. But now it's dead.

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