Did you hear about the black man who went to college? Me too! I'm so proud of him!

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Dont look at me.

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i like cats

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Are You McDonalds Because I'm Loving It

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what would be worse then 9/11 and the holocaust? -if the twin towers fell on a concentration camp

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Knock Knock? Who's their. M. M who? Me.

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A black guy and a white guy walk into a bar, they were both unemployed and blowing their savings on their alcohol addictions

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Why was the construction worker crying? Because do to the failing economy, he was recently let go from his job, and he is mortified by the idea of being unable to find work and ending up homeless and unable to fend for his family.

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You don't need to know a girls period schedule. Just look in the garbage.

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A man walks into a bar.... no wait! It's a horse! A man walks into a horse...

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Three ladies were seen eating ice cream. One of them was licking the ice cream. Another was sucking the ice cream and the other was biting the ice cream. One of these ladies is currently married. Which one among them is the married lady? The one with a wedding ring on.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have five finger and the middle is for you

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I grew up, if we cannot live for ourselves, we cannot live for others, remember how people admired us when in their presence, while mocking us behind our backs, most humans do nor respect those that do not rule with lies, false promises, all backed up by an army no amount of civilians can defeat. We lost because people got what they wanted, preferring false promises from all ranging from their Gods, to their politicians speaking about their Gods, promises of betterment as a result of war in the name of Gods, but we are not that people. The problem is, that I used to believe that all of humanity possessed the potential people you and I have, and realize now that when I began looking down at people, I began looking down at myself, considering us all equal to them. Red, we might be few, but we are worth far more than those we consider our equals, maybe it is time even we, sought to rule those that desire to be ruled, rather than to help them find their desired path, because their desired path, might always have been to be ruled.

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Knock knock! Who's there? an atheist. an atheist who oh sorry, I forgot atheists don't knock on people's doors

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How many Jews can you fit in a car? Comfortably, four.

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why does renee suk at tetris? i dont know thats why im asking

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Why did the football player go to the bank? He had to make a deposit and refinance his home.

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Why did my cat die? I drowned it in the bath.

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What's the difference between a black man and a large pizza One is an ethnicity derived from Africa and One is an Italian dish that is well'ly known in all four corners of the world.

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one day a grape was in the sun raisin

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Why did the Muslim guy look nervous and sweaty when the plane took off? Because he is claustrophobic. Racist fucks

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What kind of "room" can you not enter? One with a locked door.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? James. James who? James from work. Oh, come on in.

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