Abe Lincoln, George Washington, George Bush and Barack Obama are sitting at a table at a bar. They discuss politics and time travel.

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What do you call a black man running down the street? A promising athlete in training.

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What do you call a white guy with a taller black woman? A man in a deeply committed relationship.

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There are two people in this world; people who finish their sentences and people who

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roses are grey violets are grey im colorblind but your face is still black!!!

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Why did Nigel decide to lie and remain on the ground? He didn't. Somebody beat him ruthlessly and stole his wheelchair. Nigel has no legs by the way.

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Roses are red, However, they can also be other colours, such as white, pink or yellow.

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Why did Jordan miss the bus? The bus didn't miss hitting him.

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why did the girl cross the road ? to get run over by a flee of running cows

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what would be worse then 9/11 and the holocaust? -if the twin towers fell on a concentration camp

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Miley Cyrus.

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How many hamburgers can a grizzly bear eat? Maybe 6.

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Q : What did Piers tell his friend before leaving ? A : Bye.

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How do you stop a baby from flying? Hit it with a shovel.

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Why did the girl fall off the fridge? She tripped on a rock.

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Q. What is green and has wheels? A. Grass, I was joking about the wheels.

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A man walks into a bar and has a wonderful time drinking with his friends, arrives home at a reasonable time and goes to bed.

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A man walks into a bar. He's an alcoholic, and it's destroying he's family

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Guess what i realized when i became 18? I was 18

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So theres a priest, a rabbi, and an athiest on a cliff. They all remark at the beautiful view and take plenty of pictures with their respected families.

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When you wish upon a star... ... you're actually a few million years late, according to astronomy. The star is dead. Just like your dreams.

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Whats blue and fuzzy? blue fuzz.

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whats worse than getting a papercut on the tip of your finger? getting crushed by a refrigerator

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Why was the cancer patient in the hospital? Her mother threw a rock at her head.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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