- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did batman do before getting into his batmobile? - Look for the keys.

My neighour knocked on my door at 2.30am last night, can u believe it? 2.30am? How rude I thought. Luckily I was still up, playing drums.

the danced cus they were young, they danced cus they were free, but mostly the danced cus they needed to pee

Why was Sally rolling in the grass? She was on fire.

Q: why did the pie cross the road? A: Pie is not a living thing and has no way of transportation, therefor the pie did not cross the road.

What's Big, Brown and really Runny ??? It doesn't matter anymore, i'll just leave the Toilet !!

a man made a beautiful colorful picture and hit print. the printer then grew a mind of its own and did the most horriffic and evil thing ever; he printed it in black and white.

How many men does it take to screw a light bulb? One, men will screw anything.

What is a dead cat on the side of the road. A free cat.

Grab your Taco, you've pulled a dyslexic Mexican

Fuzzy Wuzzy was a bear. Fuzzy Wuzzy had no hair. Fuzzy Wuzzy had cancer.

There is a middle-eastern man in customs with a turban and a briefcase and he is profiled by his race which is a sad fact of our society.

And the Lord said unto John, "Come forth and receive eternal life." But John came fifth and won a toaster.

How do you make a baby fly? Hit it's mother in the stomach.

your mom

What do you call a man in a pool with no arms and legs? Bob

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because I said so.

Why did the penis enter the vagina? They were trying for a baby

How many dead babies does it take to paint a house? Depends how hard you throw them.

if you dont like sponge bob refrences.......... THEN DOLPHIN NOISE* you

What is black and red? Something that is black and red.

I have sexdaily. I mean dyslexic. Fcuk!

Why did the retirement home go out of business. There was a fire and all of the residents charred to death accept for a couple who escaped but were too traumatized to return to the old folks home.

What's worse than reading a bad joke Realizing it's yours.

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