Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

Why did the baby cross the road? 'cause i kicked it.

What do Native Indians and Asian Indians have in common? They're both human.

Why did the chicken cross the road Because it's a free country chickens are free to do as they please

What was Billy for Halloween? A pirate

How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? The same number it would take people with any other hair color.

What do you get when you cross a joke with a rhetorical question?

Knock Knock *opens the door*

the man was talking to a phone no answered cause he talking to a brick wall

I love you. You love me. I killed you're family. No you're an orphan.

What did the hobo say while giving birth? bob come over here and hold my third leg for me??

why doesnt bally lifeguard he isnt qualified

why was the blind man walking in circles? i dont know ask him yourself.

What did the passive-aggressive woman do to her husband? She killed him. As it turns out, the slight passive-aggressive behavior she was showing was actually an early warning sign of a dangerous sociopathic mental disorder. The authorities are looking for her as we speak.

At least I dont have AIDS.

Isn't everyday "black tie optional"?

Yo mama smells so bad that she has no friends and killed herself.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She has no arms.

What do Ethiopians do for dinner? Starve.

Q. What did Batman say to Robin before he got in the car? A. Robin, get in the car.

If you play a Justin Bieber album backwards, I swear you can hear satanic messages... but even worse, if you play it forward, you hear Justin Bieber.

Mark Wilson

How many dead babies fit into a bathtub? 23

Why did Martin have to retake his exams? Because Martin is a right royal Dumbass.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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