What is pretty, has big tits, talks like a guy, and has a dick? Your mom giving me a handjob.

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Who lives on 2324 Elm St. River Grove Illinois? And Goes to East Leyden High School? The answer is Ricky Krajewski. He is 16 years old has brown hair and brown eyes. 5'11" 190lbs and 6.5 inch penis(when erect). social security # is 679-78-6283.

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There are two types of people in this world: those who can count and those who can't. I happen to be one of those who can.

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If I give you 5 dollars, and you give me 5 dollars, then we both still have 5 dollars, which when combined will equal 10 dollars. Meaning we could buy something that cost's 10 dollars or less. But we should probably also factor in tax, so we should only buys something that costs a little over 9 dollars.

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Why did the boy rip out all of his hair? He was insane.

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if a chcken lays an eggg what happens? a baby bird comes out

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

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A man with short term memory loss loses his memory every day. His last memory before his accident is the day he escaped this hostpital and murdered a family of five. He continues to do this every day and he is known in Mexico as cincochico.

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Whatsup?! Your grandpas chance of dying.

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What's the same about a crouton and a pencil case? Both are used for dirty things, such as shoe tying.

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Why the kid can't get off the water? Because your feet is on his head

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Adam Claypool walks into a bar. He immediately sucks the bartender's dick because he is the biggest queer anyone has ever seen

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a korean man with no legs sits on a porch. He has no legs so it's considered standing

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What do you call a black guy selling drugs? A pharmicist.

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what did the guy say to the other guy? nothing because right before he was going to say something he was hit by a truck and got knocked out for 11 hours and right before he was going to wake a plane crashed into the hospital and everybody died except for two gay guys.

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What's the difference between a rhino and a house cat? They look way different.

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An Asian Man Has His Eyes Wide Open

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Yo momma's so fat she is now a sponsor for Jenny Craig after joining the program and loosing almost a 100 pounds. So I suppose she isn't too fat anymore.

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Ya mama so fat when she went on an elevater she had no chose but to go down Hahaha I'm so so funny haha Awesome mon yeah

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What do you call a black cop? Officer.

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What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? One is a person and one is a pizza.

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What did the janitor have for breakfast? Food

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Billy: You're so ugly you made an onion cry! Jack: I'm rubber and you are glue, whatever you say bounces back and sticks to you. Billy was so upset at what he said and decided to leave.

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what's the fastest way to have someone murder you tell your wife you are cheating on her

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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