- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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There once were 2 cowboys who were lost on a dusty trail. Later on they found their way out and are now doing very successful

what happened to the kid who didn't get what he wanted for his birthday? He committed suicide

Where did Sheyanne go during the bombing...... Everywhere

what happens when u mix a car, a blimp and a plane? I don't know.

I had a date. She was a pegasister. Since MLP was magical, I disappeared.

Roses are red Violets are blue I had sex with your mother

yo mommas so ugly that as a child she was often teased for her looks.

Why did the cow jump over the moon ? This is a highly unlikely situation , therefore the cow did not leave its humble pasture , let alone talk english while in the midst of jumping over a planet wich takes days to fly over .

If the opposite of Pro is Con, whats the opposite of progress?

a fish swimming in the water swims

You wanna hear a joke? Me too

A man is lonely and calls a hooker. She goes to his house, pleasures him, and then demands 42 million dollars. The man shoots the whore and throws her body into a river.

knock knock who's there? the milk man the milk man who? the milk man who brings your milk every morning

What did the lone KKK member do when he passed 10 large, muscular black men in the street? He did not tell them that he was a member of the KKK.

What did Abraham lincoln do after getting assassinated? Certainly not riding a bike thats for sure.

What do you call a black man with cancer? Someone with cancer

1: What do you call your car door when it's opened slightly? 2: I don't know. What? 1: Ajar! 2: A jar? 1: No. Ajar. 2: But it's a door. 1: Just forget it.

What makes men cry? The realization that humanity is completely pointless in the infinitely expanding universe and thus any action to try and improve human life is also a complete farce.

A man walks into a bar and the barman says "Why the long face?" And the man replies "I am severely deformed".

How come the man couldnt read the directions? He was reading it upside down.

how do you know Newcastle are losing? its 5 past 3

Q: What's the biggest lie ever? A: Saying you read the Terms of Service

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