knock knock, Whos there ?? Johnny. Come in fish.

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What did the cow say right before he was slaughtered and later to be sold? Nothing cows dont talk they can create a sound that most people describe as MOO though.

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How did the man drown the fish? He ate it.

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Found out my dad was gay the other day. Now I have to take him to dance clubs, take him to musicals and find the man who gave birth to me.

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What happens when you shoot a giraffe? It dies.

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Why did Sally cross the road? Because she fell off a tree. Why did Sally fall off the tree? Because Sally wanted to cross the road.

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Womens Rights

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting raped by a girl who was knocked off a swing by a fridge.

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A drunken man grabbed a gun and shot his entire family to death. Luckily, a even drunker man had shot them moments before, so it really only served to ruin the perfectly good wall behind them with bullet holes.

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How come grilled cheese?

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why did the chicken cross the road?... it actually didn't

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What is similar between women and puzzles? Neither had the right to vote before 1920. Puzzles still don't

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r u smart..... or ur black

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Why, apples are the optimum environment for the worm species, offering a stable temperature with the efficiency of nutrition and comortable value, therefore in reality finding a worm in your apple is a healthy suggestion that the Global Warming effects on Earth have not yet affected the ever increasing innocent worm population.

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A: what does hellen keller say to her mom? B: nothing. she cant speak due to her lack of hearing and visualizing

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Why did the boy take the train to school? Because he lived quite far away.

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You read the Terms of Service.

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What did the blonde do at the WTC on 9/11? Die.

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What happen when you put a Ciara and a Charlie together? They have sex.

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What makes you hate life and feel good at the same time? A rapist.

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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Roses are red Here is something new Violets are violet NOT FUCKING BLUE

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? because 7 is bigger.

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What kind of a prediction is THAT?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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