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What's worse then breaking your xbox? Going on a 24 kill streak and having itchy balls.

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Heheheheh, Good one, you made me laugh, you just made me realize that it was indeed I that said that to you once, and now you are telling me. I know now, I am happy, not because I seek happiness, but because thinking, finding solutions, guiding myself and others, is what makes me happy. I feel like an alien, because my ideals, my solutions hopes and dreams that grow out of a result of my constant thinking, will never be in this world. Yet I also feel human now, because it could have been, humanity could have succeeded...

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Why did little Billy fall of his bike? anwser: because a refridgator hit him.

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Whatsup?! Your grandpas chance of dying.

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what?

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A black guy walks down the street. He sees a lamp, picks it up and rubs it. A genie appears and says that he has 3 wishes. The black says he wants to be thin, white, and get alot of pussy. The genie says, congadulations your a condom!!

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Your mother's so fat that affects her self esteem.

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Why did the boy drop the ice cream? So that it would melt and he could dip his dick into it and his mom could lick it off.

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Roses are red pineapple is yellow I'll shove your head up my ass so you can eat some marshmallows!

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Neither have I

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Q: What's Black and White and Red All Over? A: This is a logical fallacy. If something is "Red All Over," it is implied that no other color can be showing. Thus, whatever innate Black and/or Whiteness was formerly attributed to said object will now have been inherently obfuscated by its Redness.

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A man walks into a bar. What does he say? Ouch!

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Why did the boy rip out all of his hair? He was insane.

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What's the difference between working at Mc Donalds and working as a hooker? A hooker gets paid more.

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Why was the black man forced off of the roller coaster He had heart disease

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Whats sadder than a lost baby deer? Im too lazy too think of the rest of the joke.

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why did the monkey fall out of the tree? it was dead why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? it was stapled to the monkey

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Roses are black, Violets are black, I'm blind

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Why did Timmy fall off his bike? Someone threw a brick at him!

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A father was angry at his daughter's boyfriend because he took her virginity. The boyfriend said he was ashamed that he never told her he has AIDS.

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Knock knock Who's there? Brittney Spears Brittney Spears who? Knock Knock Who's there? Opps I did it again.

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Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock, knock Who's there Not Sarah

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