- Anti Joke

A little boy ran to the pool to see how long he could hold his breath. He slipped and fractured his skull.

What Batman Said to Robin before getting into the car? I'll drive.

What's the difference between Sony and Kony? Sony is a company which produces electrical appliances and Kony is a Ugandan Warlord.

Why was six afraid of seven? Seven was a rapist

3 men walk into a bar. they all take a cab home to keep from having an accident due to their intoxication.

Roses are red, Violets are green, get in my bed, if you know what I mean.

what is worse than finding a worm in your apple being tricked by your best friend to mule drugs over the boarder and then imprisoned in a Vietnamese jail, where you will most likely will be traded for sex and other horrid act of sodomy, only to escape and work as a sex slave to earn your way home, because that is the life you know now there is no way out you will die here.

Did you hear about Helen Keller's dog? Neither did she.

Knock knock. Who's there? Knock. Knock who? Knock knock.

Q: what is socialism? A: a terrible system

What's Red and Invisible? No Tomatos

- kellen says to bill "your a fruit cake" - bill say to raj "your a gypsy" - raj says to kellen "you have gingevitis" R.I.P kellen 2012

Tiger Woods isn't a Tiger, He's a lion cheeta.

What did the rapper Proof say when he got in a fight? Nothing, Proof is dead.

Gangnam style

Why can't Tommy ride a bike? Because Tommy is a goldfish.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red, violets are blue if God makes us beautiful, Who made you?

Why did the boy fall off the swing? Because he had no arms.

How old are you? 20

When I walk in the rain, I get wet

What do you call a guy who answers your door Whatever his name his

why did the kid raise his hand in class because he had a question

What did Helen Keller say to the leper? Buaaaaguuuhloo

what is worse then finding a worm in your apple find a worm in your ass