Xzibit

Yo mama is so fat , she died of a heart condition

you had me at "hello", no need to add "you're under arrest"

A man climbs up a tree. Once he reaches the top he is scared and thus incapable of getting down.

Q: How do you call a group of animals? A: Llama.

"Knock Knock" "Whos there?" "Interrupting kid with ADHD" *I did not respond, as I knew he would interrupt me before I was able to finish the sentence.*

A black and a white man enter the bar all the people jump on the black guy to beat him up when the white guy is geting free vodka

Peaches eat leaches, that is why sneaches live on beaches.

A man walks into a bar. What does he say? Ouch!

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because she had no hands.

Q: What's the difference between a stick in the road and a baby in the road? A: You swerve around the stick

Roses are red Jeffrey's a nigger A refrigerator is white But Jeffrey's not a refrigerator. He's a nigger.

What color was the fence before it was painted green? Not green.

I saw a bull go into a public toilet and defacitate! Bullshit!!!!!! hahahahahahahaha!

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you and your family will die tonight

What did the farmer say to the survivor of the plane crash that just crashed on his land? "Need a band-aid?"

Too bad, because UNTIL YOUR FUCKING "POWER OF HUMAN KIND" CAN SUMMON UP A FUCKING EYEBALL! NOTHING WILL MAKE UP FOR THIS SHIT! "Oh, my the good old phonebook, I will... Now... try... to... seduce... you... with... my... "goodness" As far as "oh I know where you live", well nobody here is hiding fagface! So you come out of your "darkness or shadows or whatever" and let me stab out both your fucking eyes! And we are STILL NOT GOOD! And yeah, have your faggots stop calling themselves Nero.

What do you get if you have 59 apples in your right hand and 74 pints of ice cream in your right? Large hands.

What is the difference between a plum and an elephant? One is purple, and not an elephant.

Mom: Ask me if you're adopted Boy: Am I adopted? Mom: yes

A horse walks into a bar, and the bartender says,"Why the long face?" The horse replies,"I have terminal cancer."

Q:Why did the retarded student get called down to the office? A:Because both his parents died in a car accident.

Q:What happened when Smokey the Bear was the one who started the forest fire? A: He got arrested just like you would have

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