- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Human: "Panda get off that slide! Your a panda, you don't understand gravity!" Panda: g=9.81 m/s squared. Human: Oh, I see, carry on.

Roses are red, Violets are red, Grass is red. OH SHIT THE GARDENS ON FIRE!

Why did the girl scream? Someone shot her mom

Knock Knock Whos There Policeman Policeman who Please open then door your fathers been in a terrible car accident

Why did the chicken cross the street? He wanted to make breakfast

josh roberts got the d in geog

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding two worms

A man walks into a bar.

What do you call a blonde with big breasts? A woman. Some call her "mom".

A fish walks into a bar Fish dont walk

What was the last song those aboard the Titanic sang? "Staying alive"

how did the tree fall on the woman? it didnt, trees dont grow in kitchens

You know what really pisses me off? When I drink too much coffee.

Roses are red violets are blue some poems rhyme but this one doesn't

Isn't everyday "black tie optional"?

What happened to the soccer player when he got kicked in the leg..... He cried on the ground for hours even though there is padding there

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How much wood would Chuck Wood have if Chuck Wood could have wood? None, Chuck Wood has E.D.

What is the difference between a pile of dead babies and a ferrari? I dont have a ferrari in my garage.

why couldnt the boy get into the pirate movie? he was hit by a mexican telephone server.

The Christian prayed every night to God for a new bike. He kept it up for a year. Finally, he got a bike for his birthday.

Why did the black guy eat KFC? Cause he was hungry.

My grandpa asked me a very important question right before he kicked the bucket. Grandpa: Son, how far do you think I could kick this bucket?

Every time you log on to a porn site, somewhere a panda cub explodes. BOYCOTT PORNOGRAPHY. SAVE THE PANDAS.

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