roses are red violets are blue i have a big dick unlike you

i knew this one arab, who was so arab that there was nothing funny about him

You see how lame this is?

Let me tell you this really funny Dane Cook joke.

A couple was arguing about how the man was cheating and he was in "The Doghouse". There clever son pointed out that they didn't own a dog.

A black man and a mexican are falling off a cliff. Who lands first? The police officer.

What's the difference between a jew and a jew? They both died in the gas chamber.

why did the boy drop his ice-cream? because he got hit by a bus

Knock knock. Who's there? Come in.

what did the dirty homeless girl get for Christmas -A DILDO

Potassium? K.

What's the same between a school bus and a grape? They're both purple. Except for the bus.

why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side.

Why would you ever buy an antijoke book? BECAUSE ANTIJOKES ARE F***ING AWESOME!!!

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says "Why the long face?" The horse says "I have Cancer."

What's better than winning the Paralympics? Having legs.

Roses are red, I'm tired... I think I'll lie down now

What does Patrick say? IM PATRICK!!! IM PATRICK PATRICK PATRICK PATRICK PATRICK PATRICK!!!!! PATRICK!!!!!

Q: What's long and gray and kills people? A: A gas pipe.

What is the same between a turtle and an eagle? They both fly, apart from the turtle.

the danced cus they were young, they danced cus they were free, but mostly the danced cus they needed to pee

What's Big, Brown and really Runny ??? It doesn't matter anymore, i'll just leave the Toilet !!

Why was Sally rolling in the grass? She was on fire.

Q: why did the pie cross the road? A: Pie is not a living thing and has no way of transportation, therefor the pie did not cross the road.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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