Bannana man do do do do do ect.

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Why are you so fat? Cause I eat a lot.

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What did the blind man say to the deaf man? Can you speak up? I cant hear you!

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What would a prostitute do if she was given a million dollars? She would probably diversify her portfolio. First, she would pay her rent. She would buy some groceries and a present for her mother. She would then invest it in stocks and low-yield bonds. She would they buy a vehicle. This win might not affect her continuance in her job.

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'A blonde', 'a brunette', and 'a redhead' are ways of referring to women who have hair of a certain color.

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Someone threw a cigarette at me today... What a fag.

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your mommas so fat because she has diabetes

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Barack Obama and a kangaroo pull up to a gas station. The gas station attendant takes one look at the kangaroo and says, "You know, we don't get many kangaroos here." Barack Obama replies, "At these prices, I'm not surprised. That's why we need to reduce our dependence on foreign oil."

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What's the difference between a Green Grocers and Fighter pilot! One flys a plane and one sells food.

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What do you call cheese that is not yours? The fact that you do not own the cheese doesnt change its name

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Why did the cashier let the jockey off 10 cents? because he was short 10 cents

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What do you get when you mix red and blue? Gang violence.

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You know what turns me on ....? TABLES!! You know what turns me on even more...? TABLES WITH CHAIRS!!!

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why did the asian go to the bar? they were told they could drive better when drunk how much worse could they get

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Man :A homo-sexual panda walks into a gay bar. Homo-sexual Panda : Wait...wait I'm gonna stop you right there. I will not take part in this odd joke, so just ummmmmm ya. And another thing, my species is extremely offended by your inferior remarks. Why can't homosexual panda just have piece?

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I really don't care how you dress at my funeral, I'll be dead!

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How do you stop a black kid from bouncing on the bed? Put Velcro on the cealing.

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What do you call a muslim who is not a terrorist ? A muslim

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Why did Micheal fall off his bike? Someone threw a chainsaw at him.

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Why don't you push a mexican off a bike, because its probably yours,

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What's the opposite of stupid? diputs

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Why was the black man sent to prison? He was wrongfully accused of a crime which is a fine example of how flawed today's justice system is.

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How many penguins does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Penguins cannot screw in lightbulbs because they have wings instead of fingers or opposable thumbs, as humans do.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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