Knock knock. Who's there? Mike. Oh, come in.

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What has 9 arms and sucks? Def lepeord

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A: u wanna die B: that is a stupid question because unless u are suicidal u will not, retorical or not A: i do wanna die B: u should get some help u freak person a never did get help, while walking to a certivied psychiatrict evaluater he got hit by a truck. his body can be found at the intersection of church and flatbush, brooklyn. JK he got shot, he was in brookly, duh.

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Top Gear USA

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What's worse than getting raped by a black guy? Getting raped by a radioactive black guy

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"Knock knock." "Who's there?" "Banana." "Banana who?" "Banana you glad I didn't say 'Orange?'"

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Hey, I just met you. Nice to meet you.

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What's worse than getting raped? Getting anal raped twice

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A horse walks into a bar, and orders a drink. The bartender is amazed at first, but then remembers that he just did acid.

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What's worse than stepping on a Lego? Leukemia

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How do you make a car? You build it.

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Q. If your rowing a canoe up a tree, how many pancakes does it take to get to the moon? A. None because snakes don't have armpits.

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Why does Santa Clause say Ho Ho Ho? He has Tuberculosis.

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What did the zebra say to the giraffe? Nothing, they can't talk dipshit.

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Why did the black guy jump over the fence ? The holocost.

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There's a fine line between hyphenated words

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Q:what do you call a black man with blonde hair flying a plane? A: A pilot

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Why did sally fall off the swing? she had no arms of legs. Knock Knock Whos there? Not sally.

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What's worse than a gay joke? Their emotional repercussions, leading to a lack of self-esteem, which eventually drives the homosexual to commit suicide, leaving behind a now destroyed family.

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why do rednecks wear big belt buckles? it's a tombstone for a dead dick:)

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What's red, green, and goes about 200 mph A fire hidrent I lied about the green and the 200 mph

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What is pretty, has big tits, talks like a guy, and has a dick? Your mom giving me a handjob.

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Who lives on 2324 Elm St. River Grove Illinois? And Goes to East Leyden High School? The answer is Ricky Krajewski. He is 16 years old has brown hair and brown eyes. 5'11" 190lbs and 6.5 inch penis(when erect). social security # is 679-78-6283.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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