What does DNA stand for? The National Dyslexic Association

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Two bananas are walking down the street. One says, "Nice weather we're having, isn't it?" The other banana says, "Wait a minute, fruit can't talk." The second banana turns into a dove and promptly flies away.

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An unarmed man robbed a bank today, he failed because he had no way of carrying the cash out.

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What do you call a black man who goes to college? A scholar.

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How do you seat four gay guys at a bar when there's only one stool? Flip the stool over.

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So snoop dog drank some milk! :)

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What's red and goes pop? A clip art of the word "Pop"

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knock knock hold on im takin a poop!

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Friend: "Hey man! Did you hear about the kid who bought the last hamster at the pet shop? Other friend: "No..." Friend: "Oh, well he shot himself last night."

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Wendy went for a walk every day in the forest. Why not today? She was shot yesterday

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What's worse than biting into a worm and finding an apple? Why would you bite into a worm?

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I have a red ferrari and 20 dead babies in my garage. Didn't I have a blue ferrari?

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A horse walks into a bar and orders a drink. (Don't ask me how that's possible, just go with it) As the bartender is pouring it, he asks "Why the long face?" The horse responds "My son died of cancer this morning..."

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I was (really) asked one day by a guy if I wanted to star in a porn movie... Before I could even think about it he asked my 14 year old sister "Do you want to join in too?" And that kids, is why I am stuck in jail for pushing up a boot up a guys ass... Well replace boot with dick, and guys ass with my 14 year old sister and yeah... Naw... seriously she has hueg boobs though... at the age of 14, damn those melons have not even gone a bit greenish yellow and they are still growing... ...Hey Cassandra, its NeroMetal, good thing I am not your brother and that you are 19 right? NOT TO BE CONFUSED WITH THAT NEROISM DUDE THAT CHATS HERE, I play videogames, and write books, and sign books... ...Then some guy sees my real name is Nero and goes that guy on horsehead network? Who? HE SUCKS! SUCKS ASS!

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You wanna see my secret freckle? NO! How about my butt? What!!!!!!!

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How many Jews can you fit in a car? I don't know it really depends on the car, usually about 2 in the front, 3 in the back and... That's about it

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There are 3 poeple on an air plane. The pope, a boy scout, and barak obama. The plane is about to crash and there is only 2 parachutes. omba said im the president of the united states and one of the worlds smartest african americans so he jumped out. The Pope told the boy scout " i lived a long happy life you take the last parachute and jump." The boy scout replied what there are still 2 left the " worlds smartest negro jumped out with my backpack.

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What doesn't kill you only makes you stronger. Unless it's muscular dystrophy.

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Why couldn't Sarah see through her telescope? She was blind

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kevin kim

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You’re so dumb that many individuals find your intelligence inferior.

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream ? He got hit by a bus !

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Why did the dude fall? Because he tripped over a stick.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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