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What was Steve Jobs' favorite fruit? Grapes.

A Elephant was going to fight against the biggest and toughest and meanest giant African desert mouse! The battle the animal kingdom had waited for centuries! *DING!* Elephant: Get up Mickey! Mouse: Squish! Disney: How big do you really think a African "giant" desert mouse is?

How much wood could a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck wood? a lot.

John: hey wats up? Bob: gas prices!

yolo mother f-uckaaaa

Roses are red Violets are blue Poetry is hard And so is wood

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

What happens if you confuse your male best friend's and your boyfriend's name during sex? Nothing, their both named Adam.

A donkey walks into a supermarket and asks the cashier "Where are the potatoes?" The cashier replies "aisle 3" The donkey goes to aisle 3 And there are no potatoes

Do you know what it looks like when you put a cat in the microwave for 3 minutes? I don't know either because I close my eyes when I masturbate.

What do grass and cows have in common? They both say "moo" except for grass

You know what's funny? Clowns.

Why did the corpse come to life? Because number 5 is alive!

Roses are red. Violets are blue. I have 5 fingers. The middle one is for you.

Why didn't the giraffe go to the zoo party? He didn't receive an invitation.

What's worse than slipping on a bannana peel? The Gestapo. Go to Aushwitz now.

how do you kill a giraffe? you don't.

What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

I slipped and fell in the shower today. Good thing my dad caught me

How do you make a baby cry? Throw a brick at it's face.

"How come dinosaurs don't talk?" " I don't know. Why?" " Because they're dead."

What's the difference between a woman and the Universe ? One is full of mysteries mankind may never understand, the other is, well, the Universe.

Pineapples have a smaller volume than the sun

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