What did the hobo say while giving birth? bob come over here and hold my third leg for me??

why am i sore i bummed a giraffe

A blonde, red head and brunette decide the jump off a cliff....... They all die

Three jews walk into a bar. The bar is hosting a bar mitzvah.

sometimes i put my hands on the floor tuck my head into my cheat and lean forward... because thats how i roll

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Chickens want to live in a world where they arent judged for cossing a road ......... K?

Why doesn't Caillou have hair? Because he has cancer.

How many electricians does it take to change a light bulb? 1

How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? The same number it would take people with any other hair color.

Why are rich people so rich? they're not poor.

what did the caterpillar say to the butterfly? Im gonna turn into you.

Q. What did Batman say to Robin before he got in the car? A. Robin, get in the car.

What do Native Indians and Asian Indians have in common? They're both human.

What's the difference between Mel Gibson and a pineapple? Well at a molecular level, not much because both are made up of atoms.

what did God say on the 7th day? -zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

a woman leaves the kitchen.......

A Boy Walks Up To A Frog At the Bus Stop And Says, “Why Are You So Upset?” And The Frog Replied, “I’m Waiting For The Bus Because My Car Just Got TOAD!”

Two muffins were in an oven. One muffin said "Wow, its hot in here." The other muffin said "Oh my gosh a talking muffin!" The house burnt down because the oven created a fire.

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Whis a racist rapist etter than a non-racist rapist? less women getting raped

Why'd the duck cross the road? To get to your house. Knock knock! Who's there? The duck.

Why was Helen Keller a terrible driver? She was a woman.

Why did the man tell the other man to shut up? The other man said something that made this particular man mad which drove him to tell the other man to shut up.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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