- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A:how many notzies dose it change a light bulb B:none they made the jewish do it. :(

Justin's hair

Roses are red Violets are blue Who is your daddy And what does he do?

1 fish 2 fish red fish wait why is the fish red , oh I forgot I killed it

sky's the limit said the tree a.w. j.p.

Why was the blonde in the bathroom for 2 hours. She had to pee really bad.

whats the dif...mexicans are gay

Whats faster that a Mexican with your TV? A speeding bullet.

Why do cows have hooves instead of feet? Because they lactose!

What's more fun than a negative pregnancy test? Nothing.

How do you get a bent nail out of a board? You carefully pry it out with the back of the hammer.

What's 6 + 9? 15.

Roses are red violets are blue I have outsimers Wait what?

What's red, blue, and purple? purple.

whats worse than a dead cat in your apple? a dead baby in your apple.

How do you fit an elephant inside your car?: Starve it to death, then chop it in pieces.

Knock knock Who is there Banana Banana who Knock knock Who's there Banana Banana who Knock knock WHO'S THERE orange ...orange who Orange you glad I'm a cop here to tell you your family died in a horrible mask murdering and didn't say bannana again?

There are two men waiting in line at the supermarket. One of the men reaches forwards and taps the other one on the shoulder. He says, "You dropped your wallet.". He picks up his wallet and both of the men continue on with their day.

Why is siracha taste so good on chicken? Because it compliments the meat.

Goats are like mushrooms, if you shoot a duck, I'm scared of toasters. -----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------

What's for dinner? Flesh from when your brother was alive and your blood.

whats bloop with an m? matthew

So, a giraffe walks into a bar and orders six martinis and shame on for wanting a punch line this giraffe needs help.

Why did the kid eat so much ice cream? Because he wanted to eat ice cream.

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