What did Helen Keller say to Michael Jordon before she died? Nothing...

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What did the blonde get for Christmas? A Brain

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Look how far I can kick this bucket

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Two Drunks walk out of a bar. They look down an alley and see a dog licking his balls. The first drunk says" Man, I wish I could do that." The second guy replies " Well you better pet him first."

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was michael jackson black or white? how many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie poop? the world will never know

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Why is it pointless to brutally kill and dismember a Japanese man? You'd be satisfying his sexual fetish.

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Q: How many babies does it take to paint a house? A: babies lack the intelligence and motor skills to accomplish such a task so it is not practical to hire them for a painting job.

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What did johanne buy when she got pregnant? A staircase

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What is the difference between a rat and an italian? nothing.

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A Muslim walks into a bomb shop. Unfortunately for the bomb shop owner, the Muslim was a police officer. He proceeded to arrest the owner and the employees of the store, as it turned out that the selling of these particular explosive devices were illegal. They ended up in jail, and justice was served.

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Q:Why did the man throw his clock out the window A:Because he didn't like his clock

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a man made a beautiful colorful picture and hit print. the printer then grew a mind of its own and did the most horriffic and evil thing ever; he printed it in black and white.

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How many men does it take to screw a light bulb? One, men will screw anything.

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whats small and blue? a suffocated baby

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What did the child with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer.

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Hey, i just met you. And this is crazy! But im on bathsalts ! *GAUH* Your face looks tasty!! :D

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What did the blonde say when she found a dead bird on the sidewalk? "Aww, look at the poor dead bird!"

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Why is your dad gay? Because he takes an enjoyment in a mans dick

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What did the man with cancer say to the Holocaust survivor? "I have cancer."

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A black man, an Asian man, and an American man are in a car. Who is driving? The black man, it's his car.

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I have a knock knock joke. You go first.

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Why was Sally rolling in the grass? She was on fire.

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Whats the difference between a jewish man wearing a fedora and glass of almond milk? Ones a glass of almond milk.

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Q. Why do Italian men have mustaches? A. So they can look like their mothers.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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