Q: Whats worse than dropping your ice cream? A: Dropping two ice creams. Q: Whats worse than dropping two ice creams? A: The Holocaust. Q: Whats worse than the Holocaust? A: Dropping three ice creams.

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Jesus once got nailed to a cross, beaten and gave his life in order to prove he was immortal. Safe to say, people remain impressed even 2000 years later. Moral: Lol, hey, its quite a feat, but what life did he give if he was immortal? Jesus is a okay dude though, he stole donkeys from stables (for transport) and when his disciples asked if stealing was bad he replied: God will provide for them. Awesome.

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WHAT'S LESS THAN 0? FIONN'S DIGNITY AFTER HENRY'S

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Moral"We all miss someone sometimes during our life, but just remain patient as you aim again, reload and hit that someone!"

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Your'e probably not going to laugh at this joke, it wasn't made to be funny

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What is red white and blue Blood. I was lying about the white and blue.

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what is red and lies in all four corners of the room? a baby that was playing with a chainsaw.

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Women's rights.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have a gun, Get in the van.

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What's the difference between a model and a baby? I didn't have sex with a model last night.

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whats more annoying than being raped by a giant scorpian? finding out that half the anti-jokes are terrible

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The NBA and womens sports

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Q: Why doesn't the Mexican belong in St. Louis? A: Because he ran away from home, his family lives in Kansas City.

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Why did the chicken attempt to cross the road? To see if it could.

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A horse walks into a bar, and orders a drink. The bartender is amazed at first, but then remembers that he just did acid.

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A. Do you know what they call Bing Crosby in Sweden? B. No. A. Bing Crosby.

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How do you say vampire in spanish? Vampiro.

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What's worse than stepping on a Lego? Leukemia

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A dyslexic man walks into a bra. It was hanging on a clothes line he didn't see.

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The government

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Hey, I just met you. Nice to meet you.

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Johnny woke up christmas morning, went downstairs and opened his presents to find he had an iPhone, iPad,Ps3 Laptop, the full lot. Then his mate came around and Johnny bragged about all the stuff he had got. Then his mate replied," I wish i had cancer".

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A black guy walks into a bar. He falls unconscious and an ambulance is quickly called to bring him to the hospital.

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What is pretty, has big tits, talks like a guy, and has a dick? Your mom giving me a handjob.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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