What do you call a room with an oven and ten Jews in it? A kitchen.

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Q:Whats funnier than 24? A: 25.

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A white police officer pulled over a black guy on the highway. The cop asked him for license and registration. The black guy had a tail light out, and was very polite and cooperative. The two became close friends, but then one night, the black guy went to the house of the white cop. The black guy brought his wife and daughter over for a dinner party, eating grilled turkey sandwiches with mayonnaise. When the cop's attractive wife asked the black guy if he would like some fresh watermelon from the patch in their back yard, he respectfully declined, for he needed to return to his own home to patiently wait for a business call from one of his employees, who was also a very intelligent and hard working African male. Once home, the black guy turned on his stereo, to listen to some calming country music at an appropriately low level of volume, as his daughter and wife had gone to sleep, for the wife also had work in the morning, at her law firm, and her daughter had a job interview after her day of classes at Dartmouth were out for the day... then Martin Luther King Jr. woke up from his dream, and was soon thereafter assassinated.

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i once thought i could do crytal meth but then i thought naw better not

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Goldilocks walks into a bar. But its not really a bar, it's a bear cave and she is eaten by porridge eating bears.

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How do you stop a vehicle moving at high speeds? Apply the brakes in a reasonable fashion.

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whats more annoying than being raped by a giant scorpian? finding out that half the anti-jokes are terrible

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The NBA and womens sports

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have a gun, Get in the van.

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What's the difference between a model and a baby? I didn't have sex with a model last night.

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Women's rights.

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WHAT'S LESS THAN 0? FIONN'S DIGNITY AFTER HENRY'S

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What is red white and blue Blood. I was lying about the white and blue.

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Moral"We all miss someone sometimes during our life, but just remain patient as you aim again, reload and hit that someone!"

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Your'e probably not going to laugh at this joke, it wasn't made to be funny

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what is red and lies in all four corners of the room? a baby that was playing with a chainsaw.

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Can Helen Keller keep a secret? No, she didn't hear it in the first place

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What did the fish say when it hit the big stone wall? DAM

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One girl said to her friends, "LOL guys wait for me." She ran to a pile of corpses. The girl was about to lose her sanity as she was in denial when her friends had died. She held hands of two of the corpses and smiled and pretended everything was ok.

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How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? 452

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A man is walking in the desert, alone and lost, when suddenly he finds a lamp. The man picks up the lamp and to his surprise, a genie bursts out of the lamp ! The genie says to the man: "Thank you, kind man! You have freed me from this prison I have been in for a million years. I am in your dept and will grant you three wishes." The man replies: "Wow, you've been in there for a million years and all you have to give me are three wishes?" The genie was really sad to hear of the man's lack of appreciation and flew away, leaving the man. The man eventually died of starvation and dehydration.

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What did the blonde do when her car broke down? Made a Facebook status about then called animal control.

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Q: Whats worse than dropping your ice cream? A: Dropping two ice creams. Q: Whats worse than dropping two ice creams? A: The Holocaust. Q: Whats worse than the Holocaust? A: Dropping three ice creams.

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What happened when the kid tried to hang himself? He was overweight, so the ceiling fan that the rope was tied to fell out of the ceiling. When he explained this to his drunk mother when she got home, she reinforced the fact that he was overweight (his low self esteem was the root of his depression) and beat him. The next day, he just chugged antifreeze. This isn't a true story. Just calm down.

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Anti Joke

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