What is the difference between an African and French person? Nothing all people ate equal.

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Two Penn State administrators walk into a butt.-South Park

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Q: Why doesn't the Mexican belong in St. Louis? A: Because he ran away from home, his family lives in Kansas City.

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got into the Batmobile? Robin, get in the Batmobile.

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How do u know a black woman is pregnant? When she pulls out a tampon it has no cotton on it.

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Someone made a Titanic joke to me today, It was just plane wrong.

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Yo momma so fat, she's in the hospital dying of morbid obesity. Sorry man.

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Have you heard of the lawnmower joke? (NO) Neither have I!

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Why did the bunny cross the road? It didn't, It was hit by a truck...

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Your mom is so stupid, that she took an IQ test and was proven mentally retarded. Her family is devastated.

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What do a woman and a female dog have in common? They were both annoying so I put them down.

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How many people live in China? At least ten.

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Knock, Knock Who's there? Anti-Joke Delivery Service. Oh, just leave it by the door.

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Why did the chicken help people across the road all day? Because after past experiences the chicken decided to become a lollypop chicken and help people not make the mistakes he did

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Why did the man spill his coffee on his daughter? Because he is dying from Mad Cow disease so his hand experienced a traumatic spasm.

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Two guys walk into a bar. One man walks out of the bar at a similiar time.

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Near the tower of London, a woman says to her friend: "You know, I had a feeling my son would come out, and the other day, he did." "What was your first clue?" "We're British."

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knock knock Who's there? The repo man Why? You're being evicted

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What is red and bad for your teeth? A BRICK!!

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What is the difference between a blond and a red-head? They have different hair colors.

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How do you kill a Jew? The same way you kill any person. It could be gunshot, strangulation, hanging, poison etc. They are the same as every other human being, so you would kill them just like any other human being.

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When I exited the hospital one day, I spotted a sign saying "Come back soon!" Soon afterwards I saw people protesting to ban dihydrogen monoxide. The next day on tv I saw an ad for a solar powered lightbulb. Then I saw a Gun control poster. I cried, this being the dumbest thing I had seen yet, and the world was certainly doomed due to humanity's general stupidity. I saw a chicken crossing a packed road. Why did the chicken feel the urge to cross the road?

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What did one Lacrosse player say to the other? Let's touch shafts

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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