- Anti Joke

What is similar between women and puzzles? Neither had the right to vote before 1920. Puzzles still don't

why did the chicken cross the road?... it actually didn't

What makes you hate life and feel good at the same time? A rapist.

What happen when you put a Ciara and a Charlie together? They have sex.

What did the blonde do at the WTC on 9/11? Die.

You read the Terms of Service.

What's white and cant jump? A Fridge

What happens when you shoot a giraffe? It dies.

Why did Sally cross the road? Because she fell off a tree. Why did Sally fall off the tree? Because Sally wanted to cross the road.

A drunken man grabbed a gun and shot his entire family to death. Luckily, a even drunker man had shot them moments before, so it really only served to ruin the perfectly good wall behind them with bullet holes.

Found out my dad was gay the other day. Now I have to take him to dance clubs, take him to musicals and find the man who gave birth to me.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting raped by a girl who was knocked off a swing by a fridge.

What did the cow say right before he was slaughtered and later to be sold? Nothing cows dont talk they can create a sound that most people describe as MOO though.

How did the man drown the fish? He ate it.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Why, apples are the optimum environment for the worm species, offering a stable temperature with the efficiency of nutrition and comortable value, therefore in reality finding a worm in your apple is a healthy suggestion that the Global Warming effects on Earth have not yet affected the ever increasing innocent worm population.

A: what does hellen keller say to her mom? B: nothing. she cant speak due to her lack of hearing and visualizing

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the only thing a Black Hole can't absorb? Nothing. It absorbs everything, even light.

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Why was the black man at the back of the bus... Cause all the other seats were taken

What did the sheep say when he broke a leg? Nothing, sheeps can't talk.

your mothers so silly she saw a rock and sat on a chair.......?