- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is worse than failing a class? Dress up for grown-ups.

Mormons having fun.

What do you call kids born in whorehouses? Poor, poor children.

If Chuck Norris had five dollars and YOU had five dollars, he could still punch you in the face for free and get ten dollars out of it.

Knock Knock? Who's there? How did you know it was me?

How do you make a telemarketer scream? Set him on fire.

How can you spot a blind person at a nudist colony? They might be carrying a white stick, or have a guide dog or someone to help them navigate the premises.

why did the car drive off the cliff? The driver was a potato...

Guess what! what haha u listened to me

1 pack of bacon 2 fat guys. They both die fighting over it.

Roses are red, violets are blue, I'll order The Special, what's wrong with you?

how do you make time fly? throw a clock out a window.

What do Jews always complain & want money for? Anything

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm ovulating

James' father died from being overweight. The next day in the mail, James received a coupon for Skinny's garcinia cambogia pills to help him lost weight. Simply put, it was not a good day for James.

why did joe drown ? he had no arms

Q. Whats green jumps up and down and then red? A.A frog in a mixer

What's black, blue and smells like fish? A dead penguin.

Whats the similarity between your mom and me We are both men except for your mom

Why couldn't the mexican buy a boat? Because he couldn't afford it

A black man and a mexican are in a car, who's driving? Nobody, the car is parked while they look at a map for directions because doing that while you are driving would be very dangerous and could result in a collision.

roses are grey violets are grey so says my color blind cousin

What is worse than reading an anti-joke relatively similar to the other? Walking in your front yard and realizing a zombie is eating your dead grandmother.

How many women does it take to arrange my new Ethan Allen furniture? Just one, I was told it was divorce present. She took it with her.

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