- Anti Joke

Why are there no aspirin factories in the Amazon Rainforest? Because it would be unprofitable to build a factory that requires a large workforce in an uninhabited area.

What's the square root of 69 Jimmy? Square root of 69 is 8 something right? Cus I've been trying to work it out oh. Jimmy! It's 8.306623863 >.

George Bush.

Hey I just met you and this is crazy, but Im on bath salts, and you're face looks tasty;)

What does andy and burger king have in common? Nothing, thats why she is now banging josh!

what did the lawyer say to the other lawyer we're both lawyers

why did the kid raise his hand in class because he had a question

What did Helen Keller say to the leper? Buaaaaguuuhloo

What do you call a guy who answers your door Whatever his name his

What Batman Said to Robin before getting into the car? I'll drive.

what is worse then finding a worm in your apple find a worm in your ass

What's the difference between Sony and Kony? Sony is a company which produces electrical appliances and Kony is a Ugandan Warlord.

Why was six afraid of seven? Seven was a rapist

A little boy ran to the pool to see how long he could hold his breath. He slipped and fractured his skull.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why are there no aspirin factories in the Amazon Rainforest? Because it would be unprofitable to build a factory that requires a large workforce in an uninhabited area.

Why did the father not text back? He died in a car crash

justin beiber has a penis hahahahahahhaah lol not really

whats red with blue spots and is highly inteligent? an apple. i lied to you and am sorry

Whats so funny? Josh nash's face

Whats the best way to get to a girls heart? A knife.

A man makes a sandwich.

A man walks into a bar, and says ouch.

Yo mama so ugly... she has an extremely bad burn on her face.

Q:Which do you take out more...trash or recycle? A: Greenery

your mothers so silly she saw a rock and sat on a chair.......?