Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it had been used as an ingredient in kung pow chicken and was on it's way via delivery boy to the house that had ordered it for a lovely evening meal

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What do you call cat that is on fire? Nigel.

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What did the farmer say when he didn't like his tractor? Man, i don't like this tractor

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Why did the black man fall asleep in the unemployment line? Because he was dangerously fatigued from staying up all night weeping passionately into the arms of his wife after losing his high-earning job of twenty years after the CEO of the company declared bankruptcy and finding out that his only daughter was in the hospital in critical condition after her school bus flipped off a bridge.

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Why did the chicken cross the road?... To get to the other side.

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Q: How do you make scrach paper? A: Take a paper and scrach it.

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot had a seizure.

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You know whats worse than getting punched in the face? Getting kicked in the balls.

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what did the man with no arm get for Christmas? A rowboat

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tight butthole 4 lyfe.

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Why was the man waiting at the bus stop? He was on his way to work

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Knock Knock Who's there? I don't know Then why should I care I don't know

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you: guess what somebody: what? you: you have cancer

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Q: What do you call Justin Bieber with a penis? A: Darn good plastic surgery.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because 7 ate 9.

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Why did they monkey fall out of the tree? He was dead. Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? He was stapled to the monkey.

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Why are there so many black basketball players? Because they aren't green.

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Religion.

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Who thinks amy mc quire is really stuiped

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Why did lisa fall of her bike? Because her dad threw a refrigerator at her. -JCB

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How come Kristin cant go play soccer anymore? She broke her leg kicking her brother in the face.

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Evolution is real. Why? Pikachu evolves.

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How many blind men does it take to change a light bulb?

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What did the man say to the duck? Nothing ducks don't talk.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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