A very unattractive girl bent over in front of me. I proceeded to be sick, and then I choked on my sick. I died. My family mourn my death every day.

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What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot, you racist.

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Yo mama is so depressing. That is so sad.

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I love you. You love me. I killed you're family. No you're an orphan.

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What's black and white and red all over? A pile of dead, mixed-race babies.

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today i wanted to write a joke...... a joke

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How do you make a plumber sad? Steal his plums.

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What`s red and smells like blue paint? A sunburned baby drinking green paint.

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Why was the dog crying? Because his owners hated him and called him stupid.

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Why did the man wear his jacket because he was cold

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Friends are like potatoes, If you eat them, they will die.

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Moo! I'm a goat!

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Why did the chicken protest? He wanted to be able to cross the street without getting his motives questioned.

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Where do 4 Mexicans in a car go? In the Car Pool lane.

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Whats funnier than 2 dead babies? Seinfeld, and I hate Seinfeld.

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What do you call a blue bucket? A blue bucket. What do you call a red bucket? A blue bucket in disguise.

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A man walks into a sporting goods store and pulls out a gun. Then he returns it and leaves.

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Me and my wife set and watch the eleven o'clock news every night. My wife always thinks that she has the different disease that is mentioned each day. One night she was practically in tears telling me that she had the disease that was talked about that night. I looked at her and said "honey, there is no way that you have testicular cancer. You don't even have testiculars." The End

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A man is writing with a #2 pencil. He looks down and sees that it says "Made in China." He shrugs and continues writing

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Why did the baby cross the road? 'cause i kicked it.

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Yo mamas so fat We are all concerned for her health

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Whats the difference between a jew and a pizza? You eat a pizza.

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There was Jew, a black guy, an Asian guy, and a Mexican guy at the store. The store was called Walmart.

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Wanna hear my impersonation of a homosexual man? I am attracted to men.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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