What rhymes with orange? Somalia.

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what's the worst part of your kid dying the clean up

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The big male boar went out the forest, saw a group of women and start to swank.

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How do you make a Hispanic man sad? Answer: steal everything he has until he has nothing

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A man walks into a bar. He is then rushed to the emergency room for severe blunt force trauma to the head and multiple cranial fractures. After years of mental therapy the man re-gains full cerebral capabilities and is extremely cautious to keep an eye out for potentially dangerous bars that present a threat to his fragile reconstructed skull.

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A pregnant woman walked into a bar what did she say? Can i have a drink

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How many Jews can you fit in a car? Anywhere from 2-8, depending on the size of the vehicle.

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They say once you go black, you never go black. But clearly they weren't referring to Nigel, who had an average-sized penis at best.

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What do you say to a friend when they're feeling down? The Game

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A skeleton walks into a bar and orders a beer and mop. In turns out the bartender was a paranoid schizophrenic and was hallucinating.

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What's the difference between a black man and a Jew? Their ancestral heritage

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God

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was playing Pokemon Go.

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A:how many notzies dose it change a light bulb B:none they made the jewish do it. :(

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Did you know Helen Keller had a playhouse in her backyard? Well if you didn't, it was quite nice. I was her neighbor.

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How dead people are in a graveyard? All of them

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what do you call a bee that makes milk? A BOObee

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Justin's hair

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1 fish 2 fish red fish wait why is the fish red , oh I forgot I killed it

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sky's the limit said the tree a.w. j.p.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Who is your daddy And what does he do?

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Why is siracha taste so good on chicken? Because it compliments the meat.

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There are two men waiting in line at the supermarket. One of the men reaches forwards and taps the other one on the shoulder. He says, "You dropped your wallet.". He picks up his wallet and both of the men continue on with their day.

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Goats are like mushrooms, if you shoot a duck, I'm scared of toasters. -----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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