- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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i may not know where you sleep. but, i spiked your drink with sleeping pills

Why do blacks run away from whites? Because god told all people to never go to the light.

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm a paranoid schizophrenic And so am I

how do you wake up lady gaga you poke her face

row row row your boat gently down the stream rape

what did the boy say? please please please please goout with me

Why did Martin have to retake his exams? Because Martin is a right royal Dumbass.

Women's rights.

What is worse than failing a class? Dress up for grown-ups.

text your mom saying you need help, then turn on vibrate and shove the phone up your ass.

Q: What is black and can't support a family? A: A bowling ball

What is long and hard that a bride gets on her wedding night? An erect penis.

why was 6 afraid of 7? because 7 was a rapist.

How do you kill the circus? You chop it's head off.

If life gives you lemons, Eat them.

Why didn't Rebecca Black take the bus? Because she would have had a heart attack with all of the seat choices.

What do you call a guy with a bomb strapped to his chest flying a plane? A pilot with a bomb strapped to his chest

Why couldn't the kid eat candy? He had diabetes, so he could put himself in danger and possibly result in death which would leave the family torn apart and all committing suicide in a matter of 10 years.

An Indian child is born with three arms. After being ridiculed his whole life he kills himself at age 19.

Haikus are easy But they often dont make sense flying flamingos

MAKE TEA NOT WAR!

What's worse then finding a worm in your apple? Finding two worms in your apple.

Guess what! what haha u listened to me

how do you make time fly? throw a clock out a window.

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