- Anti Joke

How do u put an elephant in a refrigerator? -open it up and put it in How do u put a girraffe in a refrigerator? -open it up take out the elephant and put it in All the animals it the world are at a party in Florida. Which one didnt go? -the girraffe, it was in the frige Your trying to cross a river. A sign says alligators everywhere. U have no boat and no bridges. How do u get across? - swim the alligators are at the party in florida

Two olives are sitting on a counter, one falls off and the other one asks "Are you okay?" and he replies, "It is only a slight wound I think I will be just fine"

Marilyn Manson was walking to church.

A Brunette a ginger and a blonde were getting their hair done? WHich side of the bus did they sit on? Why did i put a question mark on the first part?

A woman walks into the kitchen to make a sandwich because she is hungry and she likes sandwiches.

Why did the cow say moo? Because all cows say moo

a young cow was sitting on a bench until her husband shot her after that he said to the farmer 'i will get the milk than you cut the udders and then maranade them

What's the difference between Hitler and Stalin? Nothing because pineapples aren't vegetables.

Why didnt john feel like fis n chips? he had a bus stuck up his ars

FIONN'S LIFE

Little Justin's bike has a flat tire has a flat tire. He asks his dad to inflate it. "Sure Justin I can fix that for you." Said his father. But he overinflates the tire, causing the tire to explode and ignite the chemicals. The house burns to the ground, killing Justin and his parents. The fire then spreads and the hole city burns. 50,000 people die.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the condom drive over his pet mac and cheese? Because his uncle was not george bush.

What's the difference between and elephant and a banana? An elephant is grey.

What did the sheep say when he broke a leg? Nothing, sheeps can't talk.

your mothers so silly she saw a rock and sat on a chair.......?

I have sexdaily. I mean dyslexic. Fcuk!

my great great grandpa ryan the rattlesnake had a cat named dog-

Knock knock whos there? A dead black man ... i farted

What's the only thing a Black Hole can't absorb? Nothing. It absorbs everything, even light.

Why was the black man at the back of the bus... Cause all the other seats were taken

A child logs on to antijoke.com he is a chronic masturbator

What worse than the holocaust? Danny's.

why did the computer crash? it didn't

"Is this the Krusty Krab?" "Yes. What would you like to order?"