- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than being a ginger? Being a soulless ginger

I was watching this one episode of mighty morphin' power rangers ......and i realized i got trapped in the 90's.... THANK YOU BOOTLEG TIME MACHINE FROM .....EBAY......it's always ebay.....

Me: Want to hear a funny joke? Person: What? Me: Women's Right.

whats worse than a repeated antijoke the people that complain about them

What is the difference between a dead baby and a Lamborghini? I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage.

Flop dog

A duck walks up to a lemonade stand, and says nothing. Ducks are incapable of speech and therefore it would be physically impossible for a duck to say anything. Where the duck walks up to does not partake in the matter.

What's black and white and red all over? A bloody zebra.

What do you get when you cross a turtle and a kangaroo? A hybrid combination of the two that is characterized by specific traits of both animals.

how hight is a china man ? derr his name is how high and he is a china man

Knock knock Who's there? Hello??? .....

What do you get when you cut a stick of butter? a butt.

Did u hear what happened to that man with no arms and no legs who tried to play water polo? No, what happened He drowned....

"Sorry, our servers are being derpy right now. Try to refresh the page, or check out some of our other sites." "Couldn't find the lulz you were looking for. Try to refresh the page, or check out some of our other sites." HORSEHEAD NETWORK... YOU CANT HANDLE THE LULZ! MORAL MAN!

Do you like impressions? Why? That's Socrates

There are two cowboys in the kitchen. One says to the other, "I feel at 'home on the range.'" To which the other replies, "Is that because of your extensive culinary background?" The first cowboy breaks down in tears because he realizes he's not pursuing what he truly loves.

14 people jump in a hole about 25 ft deep. they can't climb out because it is a straight vertical drop.

Roses are red I have a phone,no texts me am forever alone~The Jokers

Hey dude, wanna come with me!!!! Sure, where? ON YOUR FACE!!!!!! -_- ........ok sure why not

There was a man that invited his uncle, his uncle his uncle his uncle, his uncle and his uncle spidey to a party. He was really dissapointed when he realized that not only was his invitation full of typos, but that he invited Peter Parker twice and forgot to invite spiderman.

When life throws you melons you might be dyslexic.

there was a blind kid and a man wearing a WWJD & Livstrong bracelet touched his eyes and he could see. He wasn't used to the light and walked into traffic and died instantly.

what happens when u mix a car, a blimp and a plane? I don't know.

Roses are red, violets are blue if God makes us beautiful, Who made you?

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