- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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They say that laughter is the key to a long life. What's the key to a short life? Death.

Misner is a twat.

what do you call cheese that isn't yours? Chuck Norris' Cheese

What happens if you confuse your male best friend's and your boyfriend's name during sex? Nothing, their both named Adam.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Not doing your Webtime on a Friday!!

How do you stop moles from digging in your garden? Take the shuvel away.

What do Jews always complain & want money for? Anything

Lets Go Lakers!

Why are black people ghetto? Because they are black.

how do you get a clown to fall off a swing? hit it with an axe

roses are red, bitches are blue close your damn legs and use a condom too.

What did one tube of glue say to the other tube of glue? Nothing. Inanimate objects, such as a tube of glue, however adhesive the contents of said objects are, are in no way capable of advanced speech, let alone basic communication.

Why did Ramsey fall off the seesaw? Because while he was playing with friends on a seesaw at a nearby Country Club, a very angry and insane man who had many handicaps, decided to solve his problems by killing someone. A funeral was held a week later.

what did the boy say? please please please please goout with me

Obama says: I can throw one 1,000 dollar bill out the window and make one person really happy Michelle says: I can throw ten 100 dollar bills out the window and make ten people really happy The Co-Pilot says: I can throw you both out the window and make 250,000,000 people really happy tee-hee

What do you call a black person driving a plane? A pilot, because you dont want to call him anything racist i mean he is driving you up 25,000 ft in the air and the last thing you want is for him to get mad and decide to do something rational, God, you racists.

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm a paranoid schizophrenic And so am I

a black guy with a parrot on his shoulder was walking down the street. another man asked, "where did you get him?" The parrot said, "theres tons of them in africa."

What do you say to a woman with two black eyes? Nothing, she's already been told twice.

How many babies can you fit in a toilet? To be exact you would have to do all this math, so I tested it out myself and got 7.6.

What did the man say to the drug dealer? I'd like some drugs

Why was the little girl sad? Because she was brutally raped up the ass

doctor doctor i have been having a sore head recently . doctor : have you hurt your head yes

Why was the boy dad? Because he was taken advantage of by an older woman during ovulation and impregnated her.

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