When life throws you lemons, duck cuz they freakin' hurt

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Why did the blonde get a good occupation? Because she had a great education in a private school.

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A whale's vagina

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Q: what do you call a drunk blond? A: a cab

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why did the chicken go to the man? TO ask if he wants sex for money

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What did the sniper say when a newsreporter asked what he felt when he shot a terrorist? The sniper replied: Recoil.

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What did the gay guy say to the other gay guy Want to make out?

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Why did the fat man fall off the balcony? He didn't, I pushed him.

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Why is the sky blue? As the light from our Sun shines into the atmosphere, most of the colors are able to reach the Earth’s surface uninterrupted. However, because blue light has a wavelength that is the same size as the particulates in the air, this light is scattered in every direction. This blue light bounces from particulate to particulate until it eventually reaches your eyes. For this reason, no matter what direction you look in the sky, it appears to be blue. This blue light originated with the Sun, was bounced around in the sky many times, and then eventually reached your eyes.

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I like my 40's like I like my women, in ABUNDANCE.

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Suck my bigvagina you faggetass bitchybuns

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How do you scare a bonde? tell her you want to be her uterus?

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Yo mama so fat, that she feels uncomfortable in a bathing suit.

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Are you a tree

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what did the little boy say when the teacher asked what he wanted to be when he grew up? Adolf Hitler

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Roses are red my shirt is blue don't take my money, their not for u -_-

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Two Mexicans walk into a bar, The bartender says your hired.

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Why did the clown chase the boy? The boy was sad and needed cheering up

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Why can't Helen Keller drive a car? Because she's a woman.

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What's black on bottom and white on top?? Society

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What is worse than a sharknado? A bullcano.

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What did the white father tell his mexicon son and his wife as he left for work bye

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men's rights.

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roses are red violets are blue i have to poop

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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