- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q. Why do Italian men have mustaches? A. So they can look like their mothers.

Whats the difference between a jewish man wearing a fedora and glass of almond milk? Ones a glass of almond milk.

Whats Brown And Sticky?! My Shit!

Why did the man commit suicide? Because he felt he had nothing left to live for

What did the man with cancer say to the Holocaust survivor? "I have cancer."

A black man, an Asian man, and an American man are in a car. Who is driving? The black man, it's his car.

Why was Sally rolling in the grass? She was on fire.

Why is your dad gay? Because he takes an enjoyment in a mans dick

I have a knock knock joke. You go first.

What did Helen Keller say to Michael Jordon before she died? Nothing...

What did the blonde get for Christmas? A Brain

Why was Helen Keller a terrible driver? She was a woman.

roses are red violets are blue i have a big dick unlike you

Hey, i just met you. And this is crazy! But im on bathsalts ! GAUH Your face looks tasty!! :D

a man made a beautiful colorful picture and hit print. the printer then grew a mind of its own and did the most horriffic and evil thing ever; he printed it in black and white.

whats small and blue? a suffocated baby

What did the blonde say when she found a dead bird on the sidewalk? "Aww, look at the poor dead bird!"

How many men does it take to screw a light bulb? One, men will screw anything.

What did the child with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer.

Q - What is worse than a nerdy joke on anti-jokes with a lot of big words in it? A - Although I get scared when i see big words, the page long jokes are probably worse

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And the Lord said unto John, "Come forth and receive eternal life." But John came fifth and won a toaster.

What is a dead cat on the side of the road. A free cat.

What's green and blue that is shaped like the earth? The earth

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