The dyslexic man called the black man a ginger.

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Q: what's better than ice cream A: not having aids

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whats worse than 100 babies strapped to an atomic bomb? 1 baby strapped to 100 atomic bombs

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Why did the jewish man pick up a nickel on the street? Because he understands the value of saving money.

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There's two homosexuals having sex in the back of a van...........they're over 21 what's wrong with that!

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Davey Peterson.

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What's harder than winning an argument with a woman. Lonsdaleite which has recently been declared the hardest substance known to man, and can withstand 58% more stress than the hardest diamond crystal.

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once you go black you prefer not to date any white people

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What's the deal with airplane food? Why don't they serve it as a complimentary part of the flight anymore?

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A plane carrying an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman is destined to crash unless some weight is lost. First they drop the spare engine, but there is still too much weight. Then they drop the luggage, but still there is too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

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What's the same between a mole and an eagle? They both live underground, except for the eagle.

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Have you ever seen the episode of the powerpuff girls where they save the day?

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Jesus walks into a hotel, slams four nails down on the counter, and says, "Put me up for the night!" The concierge looks at him and says, "You're not Jesus. Jesus was brutally murdered approximately 1,970 years ago. And although I may not be a believer, his teachings have brought comfort and solace to millions of people around the world. Nor do we accept nails as payment. Please remove yourself from the premises or I will call security."

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Mel Gibson and a Jew walk into a bar They proceed to have a pleasant conversation and both take taxis home

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Two pies where sitting in a oven when one of the pies says: God damn it's hot in here. The other pie screams out loud: HOLY SHIT A TALKING PIE!

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What did Santa Clause say to Rudolf? Nothing. Santa's not real.

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Why couldn't the mexican buy a boat? Because he couldn't afford it

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How do you stop your child from picking his nose? Cut his hands off

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Gay's

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If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychology disorder.

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream ? He got hit by a bus !

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Q. Where do you find Indonesia A. On a map

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 had Gonorrhea.

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Two Jews walk into a concentration camp. One goes to work and the other one gets gassed.

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Anti Joke

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