- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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An Irish man walks out of a bar..... 'nuff said

What is a taco made out of? A. Various ingredients ranging from cheese to sour cream.

Bear walks into bar and says to eagle may I have a................... drink eagle says why the long pause hohahahohahahohaha

A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead walk into a prison. They're stopped by a gang. Hey, want to play a game? They answer "No thanks, we died in the last joke."

what do you call a blond who likes human flesh a cannibal

What does it mean if you have 5$ and Chuck Norris has 5$? Congrats! You both have five dollars!

How did Helen Keller's parents punish her? Physical abuse.

I hate cripple jokes! I just can't stand them!

what do you call jerry sandusky with a kid in a shower jerry sandusky

Why was the girl crying? - Someone pooped on her face.

What does a carrot and a potato have in common? They're both not chocolate

So there's this crazy married couple in a old trailer down the road. They are both drunk. The man asks his blond wife, ''Isn't it about time we get married?'' The wife replies ''I wouldn't marry a ugly thing like you!'' The next day, they file a divorce.

Poop swing

Q: What did the man do when he won the lottery? A: He kept it for himself and left his family.

What did the farmer say to the cow on the roof? Get off the roof.

How do you help a chronic drug addict? Buy him or her more drugs. They NEED it.

Why couldn't Kelly finish her test? She spontaneously combusted.

How many blind men does it take to change a light bulb?

Evolution is real. Why? Pikachu evolves.

Why did the boy drowned Bc he couldn't swim

knock knock whos there? knock knock whos there knock knock you final decide to open the door to find a deaf man needing directions.

Knock, Knock!! Who's there?! The Police!! Open the f*cking door and get down on your knees.

Q: What do you call a Muslim controlling a plane? A: A pilot.

A woodchuck could chuck wood but a woodchuck couldn't chuck Norris because Norris isn't a type of wood.

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