What is the best way to put out a fire? Stop, drop and have an 0rgy.

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A white guy a black guy and a mexican are all on a trian. The white guy says "We should all through something off the train that we have too much of in this country." The mexican throws a sombraro of the train and says " We have too many of these in this country." The black guy throws a gun off the train and says "We have too many of these in this country." The white guy pushes the mexican off the train and says "We have too many of these in this country.

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Jimmy was skipping in the park one day when a young boy stopped him. "Hello there, would you like to be friends? We can go behind the old oak tree and play soccer!" asked the boy. "Ok!" replied Jimmy, and they went off together to play. The so-called 'young boy' was actually a wanted midget rapist. Jimmy was brutally raped and filmed. The film was later uploaded onto the internet where it blew up in a matter of weeks. Jimmy had to move schools 6 times and had to go to counselling every week. He finds it hard making friends and later went on to become a heavy cocaine addict.

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What is 17 meters, squared? A square.

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What did Charlie do when he lost his golden ticket? He killed his grandpa to get it back.

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why doesn't mexico have an olypics because theyre already running,swimming and jumping over the border

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Whatsup?! Your grandpas chance of dying.

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How many jews does it take to change a lightbulb? One.

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wanna hear a joke womens rights

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knock knock who's th...AIDS.....

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you

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What do you call a sleeping bull? Don't call him anything and back away slowly.

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Whats worse than being white and in harlem on the 4th of july? Your schizophrenic father leaving you a voicemail detailing the politics of successful encounters with prostitutes.

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My friend who's a chef was stabbed by his own kitchen knife, everyone said it would be in bad taste to joke about it.

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What's sad about an elderly couple who has had a long, fruitful marriage? Nothing.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

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if a chcken lays an eggg what happens? a baby bird comes out

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Why did the boy have sex with his grandpa? His grandpa is a nice guy and it was his birthday.

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The blondes on the opposite part of the lake is a pretty good joke

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Q: How many dead babies can you fit in a bath tub? A: This question has many different possible answers due to the range of sizes and shapes of bath tubs available on the market, and also depending on the size of the baby in question. It is therefore only possible to give a specific example.

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why did the cookie go to the doctor? he had to get a physical to be eligible for his school's football tryouts. his mom drove him there but was very careful not to get his hopes up too high since his chances of actually making the team were slim to none based on the fact that he had no arms or legs but only succulent chocolate chips in every bite.

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A man climbs up a tree. Once he reaches the top he is scared and thus incapable of getting down.

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What will happen if your heart skips 10 beats? Nothing. You're dead.

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Waiter. there's a fly in my soup! I apologize, I'll bring you a new one immediately.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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