- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Triceratops

why did the chicken cross the road? because the chicken had enough of life and wanted to commit suicide due to recent tragic events such as his cheating wife, his druggie son, his prostitute daughter, losing his home, and getting fired

Whats worst than getting raped by an old man? -Nothing, getting raped is probably the worst thing to happen to you.

If a tree falls in a neigheorohood lots of people hear it.

Why did the prostitute survive the gunshot? She was wearing a bulletproff vest.

Why did the turtle cross the road? He was stapled to the chicken.

Roses are red violets are orange......... Wait did I do that wrong?

I slipped and fell in the shower today. Good thing my dad caught me

what did the apathetic person say? Who Cares?

"Hey dude, wanna come with me??" "Sure! Where????" "To the gorcery store, I need to buy a couple of lemons."

What you reading? reading?

Q: how do you stop a blonde woman from drowning? A: unplug the stopper in the bathtub Q: how do you stop a baby from drowning? A: take your foot off its head

what'd one jew say to the other jew? i cant eat this its ham. (sounds better when said with disappointed jew voice)

Where did Little Billy go after the explosion? Everywhere.

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven stabbed his mother.

what do you call a guy who makes racist jokes? an insensitive bastard

Whats green and has wheels? Grass, I lied about the wheels.

Your momma's so stupid that she was declared mentally retarded by her doctors.

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs? Steve

If you have a large penis.give this joke a thumbs up. ( :

Q: Why can't Helen Keller have a baby? A: Because she is dead. ...I IS HORNY!

Why was the man sleeping. He was tired

Butt poop.

a man walks into a bar. ouch.

How do you get a little kid out of a tree Throw a jar of foreskin at him

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