XD, Okay, but you gotta marry me too XD Its working again I am skipping class tonight, how about you come by uh, the day after tomorrow? And bring condoms I don't have any.

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A guy walks in to a bar, waving a gun around. He acidentally shoots himself in the foot He died from the bloodloss.

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YES! EXACTLY!

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Hitler said "Jew mad?" I did nazi that coming !

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Pitbull is Mr. Worldwide because his music sucks everywhere in the world

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Why did the baby cry? His dad was holding him upside down over a fire.

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Your biggest fan.

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What does tupperware and a walrus have in common? they both like a tight seal

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how do u get a blonde to stay away from her credit card... i dont know im blonde

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How many batteries does it take to run a car 1 a car battery

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why was the man at the tuna fish factory mad? because he was going through intense emotional trauma happening in his life because of problems with his wife and child.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she is a woman.

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why was joe in hospital with facial disorder? his mum hit him with a fridge

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what did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? Were both lawyers!

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Rebecca Black starts to sing a song, and when breaking out into her annoying chorus, we realize that it's not about the days of the week.

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What is the difference between a jew and a pizza? Jews are people, and are a nation and ethnoreligious group originating in the Israelites or Hebrews of the Ancient Near East. A pizza on the other hand is an Italian dish made up of cheese, bread sauces and multiple toppings.

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What did the Mexican guy get for christmas? Deported

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What's the main difference between an angry white man and an angry black man? The angry black man is probably of African descent.

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go up to some one and say "i told you it would happen" with a straight face and walk away. it should cause a LOT of confusion.

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What do the words lightbulb and lightweight have in common? The word light is in both words. Other than that absolutely nothing.

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Brooklyn Nets or New Jersey Nets? Theres a difference

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you know what rhymes with sloth. rape

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Whatd the boner say to the limp dick get your head up kid

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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