- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What sound does a childs head make in a vice? I don't know, I was too busy wanking.

How do you make a baby float? 1 can root bear 2 scoop baby

why did jimmy win the lottery? WAFFLE

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What's the difference between your mother and a prostitute? Nothing.

Why did the kid fall off his swing? Because his mum threw a fridge at him.

Why do people on here submit anti-jokes involving children getting raped or killed? Because the people on this website are sadists. =/

What did the Jews say before they got of the bus? Let's make like a Jewish kid's forskin and get the hell out of here.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the idiot's house... Knock knock Who's there? The Chincken

This guy says: "Doctor doctor, it hurts when I do this!" He jiggles his arm and screames in pain. The doctor replies: "Well, don't do it then!"

What do you get when you cross professor plum with a candle stick in the library? A dead prostitute. Try and be more careful next time.

why didnt the kid get anything for christmas? santa exploded

A cat walks into a bar and orders a bowl of milk. Well, okay, it doesn't actually order it. It more of meows in a begging fashion and the bartender, being a kind individual, gets the lost animal a bowl of milk. But who's to argue semantics?

KASEEM IS CRAP AT GEARS OF WAR THIS IS NOT A JOKE ITS TRUE (FACT) PLAYSTATION IS BETTER THEN XBOX (BIGGEST JOKE EVER) IV HAD BOTH, SO SHUT UP PS3 BOYS AKA GIRLS

Whats the best part about being alive? Not getting hit by a bus

Why did the black guy flunk out of school? Because his socio-economic conditions and his lack of support from his parents didn't provide optimal learning conditions.

What's worse than dropping you ice-cream cone? Signing your post on Anti-joke.com

Why did the Asian guy's condom slip? Because the condom was put on the opposite way.

How do you call a man in a wheelchair? Disabled.

whats the difference between and clorox wipe and a paper towel? a clorox wipe is wet.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was a cannibal and like to burn people.

What did the unicorn say to the man.\ Nothing unicorns don't exist

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