What's worse than dropping you ice-cream cone? Signing your post on Anti-joke.com

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Where do the biggest potatoes grow? the ground.

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What can you conclude about a black man in a mercedes? He has crack and car insurance.

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why did the chicken cross the road? because the chicken had enough of life and wanted to commit suicide due to recent tragic events such as his cheating wife, his druggie son, his prostitute daughter, losing his home, and getting fired

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Whats worst than getting raped by an old man? -Nothing, getting raped is probably the worst thing to happen to you.

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How do you get a jew out of an empty pool? Give him a lader

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In particle-joke physics, the antijoke is the extension of the concept of the antiparticle to the joke, where the antijoke is composed of antiparticles in the same way that the normal joke is composed of particles. Furthermore, mixing jokes and antijokes can lead to the annihilation of both, in the same way that mixing antiparticles and particles does.The result of antijoke meeting jokes is an explosion.[1]

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If a tree falls in a neigheorohood lots of people hear it.

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Why did the prostitute survive the gunshot? She was wearing a bulletproff vest.

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"Hey dude, wanna come with me??" "Sure! Where????" "To the gorcery store, I need to buy a couple of lemons."

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what did the apathetic person say? Who Cares?

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I slipped and fell in the shower today. Good thing my dad caught me

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Why did the turtle cross the road? He was stapled to the chicken.

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Roses are red violets are orange......... Wait did I do that wrong?

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What you reading? reading?

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Where did Little Billy go after the explosion? Everywhere.

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Q: how do you stop a blonde woman from drowning? A: unplug the stopper in the bathtub Q: how do you stop a baby from drowning? A: take your foot off its head

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven stabbed his mother.

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what'd one jew say to the other jew? i cant eat this its ham. (sounds better when said with disappointed jew voice)

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what do you call a guy who makes racist jokes? an insensitive bastard

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Whats green and has wheels? Grass, I lied about the wheels.

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Your momma's so stupid that she was declared mentally retarded by her doctors.

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What do you call a man with no arms and no legs? Steve

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If you have a large penis.give this joke a thumbs up. ( :

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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