Q) How do you kill a blue elephant? A) Shoot it with a blue elephant gun. Q) How do you kill a pink elephant? A) Hold its trunk until it turns blue, then shoot it with a blue elephant gun. Q) How do you kill a white elephant? A) Tickle it until it turns pink, hold its trunk until it turns blue, then shoot it with a blue elephant gun.

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Q: Why was the baby crying? A: I kicked it.

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why did the chicken cross the road? dunno. i wasnt there.

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An Irish man walks past a bar... it could happen...

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Goldilocks walks into a bar. But its not really a bar, it's a bear cave and she is eaten by porridge eating bears.

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who cares wats behind the green class door people cant be in it

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There's a black, afghan, and a rhabi. Which one is Obama?

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A black man walks into a bar. The bartender shoots him.

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What do potatoes wear to bed? Potatoes don't sleep and don't wear clothes.

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The president, Oprah and Abraham Lincoln are sitting in a crashing airplane. lol

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to boys are playing football 1 ses pass tje over ses pass wot

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What is the difference between baldness and boldness? The second letter.

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Why would you call a child douche bag? Cause they're sterile

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Have you ever seen Hellen Keller's house? Well it was really nice.

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what do you call a black person in the dark? ........invisible

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- Knock knock - Excuse me, I don't have time, my house is on fire ! - We're the firemen.

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I saw a guy walking down the street like a black person. I just shook my head and smiled. He WAS black.

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What do you call a pool filled with black people? A pool

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ask me if i'm a tree are you a tree? No.

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If John has 50 candybars and eats 45 of them how many does he have left? Diabetes.

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whats big, black and red all over? My mom when its that time of the month

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How can you kill someone who looks like a squirrel? With an bomb. That would kill most people.

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What's the difference between a black man and a bicycle? ( I don't know. ) You're so racist.

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Hehe and Haha are best friends. One day, Haha died. What did Hehe do? He said "Haha! you died!"

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