What did Helen Keller say when she jumped off the cliff? ........………………………………….…………….........................................................................………………,………………...........................................................................………………………………….…………….........................................................................………………,………………...........................................................................………………………………….…………….........................................................................………………,………………...........................................................................………………………………….…………….........................................................................………………,………………..................................................................... .

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Bob: Whats the difference between a fish and a microwave? Steve: I don't know Bob: Daaaamn your dumb!

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A worm slowly crawled through the ground, only to be eaten by an incoming bird.

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What do you call an Arab with a long beard? An Arab with a long beard you stereotypical piece of crap.

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Where does someone who has lost his arm, has a bleeding head, is mentally ill, has strep throat, and lung cancer go? Too late, they died.

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whos the bitch now!?! you are.

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If Jimmy has $5, and he finds $20 on the street, how much money does Jim have? None. He was mugged by a black man.

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You wanna hear something dirty? A pile of garbage. That's dirty.

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How do you wake up lady gaga? Shoot her in the head repeatedly

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What did the bat say to the human? Nothing because bats make too high of frequency noises for humans to understand

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What did the African Man get in Africa Aids

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Whats worse a black person or a white person I feel like all races are equa,l therefore, there is no correct answer

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What's the diffrence between one black guy and another black guy. One of them has Aids.

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What do you get when you cross a chicken with an alligator? Go take some acid and find out for yourself

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Roses are red... Violets are blue... Unless your colour blind.

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When did the War of 1812 begin? 1963.

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Q. Why can't Stevie wonder read? A. Because he is black

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whats up fuch you bitch

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Why are birds purple? because it fits the sky why are bats purple? bats aren't purple

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1100110001012....HOLY S@&$ A 2!

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Q.sam is 18 years old, why can't she get her licence? A.because Sam is a lost dog on the street

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What's white and bobs up and down in a babies crib? A pedophiles ass.

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What did the rapist say before the little girl got in the van? Get in the van

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Okay, but cut me some slack here, its not as straight forward as it sounds, I got at least twice as many active synapses as other people do, that means twice the thought process, in video games I can for example remember twice the commands, and such. Sadly this does not mean that I can think twice as fast or twice as smart, but rather that I do so involuntarily in short spans, until I burn myself out. So be a bit nice to me, when I say that I have since I was a kid used about 2.5-7.5 mg valium, this is just because my thought process works so fast I burn out because well, I got the processor, but it burns out, excuse me my wife needs some help with her cellphone, see you soon

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