What's brown and sticky? A stick.

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women's rights.

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Why did the wee boy drop his ice cream? He got hit by a truck.

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Roses are red violets are blue we're stuck together like superglue roses go brown violets go darker cut the crap and the stupid laughter...I just went through a breakup

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What did the general say before the soldiers got in the tank? Get in the tank

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A black man walks into a bar and is proptly told to leave. He proceeds to sue the bar owner, then buys the bar and turns it into a community center that helps at risk children.

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Ever heard of carpel tunnel? Well after that girl it was more like carpal toungal

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Why did the girl fall off the swings? -because she had no arms

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because 7 ate 9.

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What's the difference between Santa Claus and Tiger Woods? Santa Claus is a fictional old man who flies around delivering gifts, while Tiger Woods is a professional golfer.

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Why did the black man fall asleep in the unemployment line? Because he was dangerously fatigued from staying up all night weeping passionately into the arms of his wife after losing his high-earning job of twenty years after the CEO of the company declared bankruptcy and finding out that his only daughter was in the hospital in critical condition after her school bus flipped off a bridge.

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Why couldn't 7 multiply itself by 18? Because there were two people having sex in between them.

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Wanna hear a joke? Women's rights

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Roses are red Violets are blue I forgot to go to the bathroom

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what's worse than the holocaust? when starbucks puts whip cream in my hot chocolate and I didn't ask for it. created by KA

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What do you call cat that is on fire? Nigel.

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Did you hear about the 4'10" psychic that escaped from prison? It's on the news! "Small Medium At Large."

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why did the chicken cross the road? Why not?

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Say silk 5 times. Silk Silk Silk Silk Silk Now what do cows drink? Water.

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What did the man without a tongue say...

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Billy was curious if gasoline burns, so he decided to...... .... O crap I'm late for Billy's funeral.

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What's worse than World War II? World War III.

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Why couldn't Scruffy get out from under the car? It had parked on his skull.

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tight butthole 4 lyfe.

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