- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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yo momma is so stupid she went and got her self checked for mental retardedness and it turns out she happens to be autistic.

Knock knock "Who's there?" Blood on the Dance Floor "Ha!"

This is my first attempt at making an anti-joke: That's was it.

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Why did little Jonny drop his ice cream? He was his by a bus? Why did the Kuala fall out the tree? Because it died.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was free-range.

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Why is the sky blue? Well it has something to do with The suns reflection off of all the waters on earth's surface.

What do you call a not as grumpy Jewish man in his mid 30s? Danny. What do you call 5 of his best friends? Arin, Suzy, Barry, Ninja Brian, And Ross. Another possible answer to the 1st question is currently not married.

Chuck Norris goes to the mars to fight the marshuns he then die's soon after because there is lack of oxegen on mars and theres no marshuns.

Q:What do you say to an albino man that will always get his attention? A:His name.

Guess what. I eat weed and smoke yogurt

Why could the grandma chew? She couldn't she had no teeth

whats helen kellers favorite activity fingering herself

Q: What did the chinese guy say to his friend? A: ??

What's sad about four black people going over in a cliff in Cadillac? It was my Cadillac.

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Q: What did the kid with no arms and legs get for Christmas. A: A bicycle.

Q: whats good about having sex with 18 year olds? A: there's 18 of them.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chicken brains are not as large or developed as human brains, therefore preventing the chicken from making a logical decision, leading to it crossing a road with heavy traffic and eventually being run over by a semi.

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Why did the clown drink all the sweet wine? Because he was an alcoholic.

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