- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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yo mamma so fat when she seen a stop sigh she ate it

If a tree falls in a forest and only one women is there to hear it, does i make a sound? Trick question: there's no forests in kitchens.

When your scuba diving why do u jump off backwards beacause if u jump forwards than u witll still be in the boat!!!!!!

Hey, I'm Schrödinger, and this is crazy! But here's a sealed box... the cat lives, maybe...

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Because his work office was there and if he had not crossed, he would have had to get back in his car and parked in the company parking space therefore taking more time and costing a small but significant amount of money

Why did the tight shirted Asian man spend all his time on his knees? Because when he was 12 he was forced to work in a textile factory where he lost his lower legs.

How many people live in China? At least ten.

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Why did the fat chick have a camel toe? She was half camel

There are two blonds in a car, the driver to looks to the other blond (carelessly taking in her surroundings) They crash and the passenger is grusomely killed to the point of not being recognized and the driver later commits suicide from the guilt and pending law suit.

Why did the chicken cross the road? The parking lot was across the street from KFC.

why was the boy sad. his father is an alcoholic that beats him daily.

Why the kid can't get off the water? Because your feet is on his head

How many lightbulbs does it take to screw in a dyslexic men? 25

Q. Why can’t a Skeleton Lift Weights? A. He’s all bone & no muscle.

What do you call a guy with no hands working in a hat store? larry

Why was the kid crying? Cause he had a frog stapled to his face.

Lets go Yankees

What did one pare say to the other ... ... WE MAKE A GREAT PARE!!!

What did the boy with no arms and legs get for Christmas? Cancer.

Why did Hitler kill the Jews? He didn't, the people he told to kill them did.

They say those with anti-humour are the wisest.

When life gives you lemons....you probably just FOUND lemons...

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