- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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a man walks into a bar, he is injured severely and needs medical attention stat, he is rushed to the hospital where he dies that evening

Want to hear a funny joke? Me too.

Got tired of McDonalds Jim?

What's black can run really fast and jump really high? A panther

Q: What did the boy say to his mum when he saw a Lion A: Hey mum that's a Lion

If dropped from the same height, which hits the ground first an apple or a baby? the apple because the baby has a rope tied around its neck

Why are all blondes dumb? They are not all dumb but constant bullying just saying blondes are just pretty gives them that illogical stereo type

What did Batman say to Robin before they got into the car? Get in the car, Robin.

What is similar between a penguin and a newspaper? If you kill a penguin, then grind it up into a fine powder, then the penguin becomes a newspaper.

What did one dog say to the other dog? Woof woof

Knock Knock Who's there? Gestapo.

Row row row your boat Right to KFC Put some kool-aid in your cup And toast to you and me

Q.whats long, black and hard to cut through? A.a line at kfc!

An Irish man walks past a bar... it could happen...

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust.

What rhymes with bigger and can jump really high? Tigger

captcha: all yer base

Fun Fact getting married to your first cousin is legal in CT... bet you thought there was joke coming right about now..........

Q: Imagine you are driving a boat, but the wheel falls off. So how many pancakes can you fit in that box? A: None, because the oranges couldn't talk!

How can you tell an Irishman from a frenchman? Well, if you look back at both there heritages...

Whats worse than finding a repeated joke in anti-joke? The Holocaust.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chickens are simple-minded creatures and perhaps there was some source of food on the other side.

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A black man with a blond beard came to deliver me a pizza. I paid him, tipped him, and closed my door. I forgot the pizza. Dammit.

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