- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Nothing. He's Jewish

What's the difference between a dead baby and an apple? I don't cum on an apple before I eat it.

what did the dead cat say to the dead dog? Nothing, they're dead

whats the difference between a black guy and a park bench? well a park bench is an inanimate object that people use to sit on and feed the birds at the park. and a black guy is a living being who is looked down upon in society.

What did the hungry man do? He ate.

Why was Tigger looking in the toilet? He was looking for pooh

What happened to the kid who couldn't swim? He drowned.

Two black men jump off a cliff, who wins? Wins what?

A dyslexic canadian walks into an arab

Why did the child get cancer? Because there was a family history of it.

What did the cancer patient get for Christmas? 2 weeks to live...

What did the boy with no social skills say to the bully? I KNOW U ARE BUT WHAT AM I

Roses are red, Violets are red, Trees are red, Bushes are red, HOLY SHIT MY GARDEN'S ON FIRE!

whats difference between womens rights now and 10 years ago? nothing, they are both just lies men tell women to make them feel good.

What is black and white and red all over? a nun that got raped.

knock knock who's there? Madeline McCann really? no

Think of a fruit that isn't an orange ... You're thought of a pear, didn't you?

why did the chicken cross the road? Why not?

If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd probably put all the labials, coronals and dorsals in separate places sorted into plosives, nasals and fricatives, with the vowels at the beginning sorted by their relative IPA chartings, to make it more logical and easily attainable to foreigners.

you know what is so funny?! jokes..................................

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One day a child goes to the doctor and says, "it hurts when do this" as he pokes his throat. The doctor, after several well-performed deep tissue testing, diagnosed the child with stage four esophageal cancer. The child cried himself to sleep that night.

I STUCK MY TESTICLE IN A BLENDER!!!

Why did Michael Vick run? Because he was being chased by defenders.

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