I like big butts and I cannot lie. You don't know that. I may enjoy skinny butts. I may be lying.

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What did the man say to the woman? get back in the kitchen and make me a sandwich.

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hi

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What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? One is a human being belonging to a particular religious minority and the other is a delicious Italian food favoured by English speaking western cultures. The problem with this anti-joke is that the facts are not correct, pizza was originally invented and China; however,it looked quite different then what might be considered pizza by our standards, when pizza was brought to Italy it was improved to make what we now consider pizza in modern times. While some people may consider pizza an Italian food, this would be failing to give credit to the Chinese who invented it.

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Q: Wy did the Araib cross the road? A: To open another gas station.

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A horse walks into a bar. The Bartender says "Why the long face?" The Bartender is then put into a lunatic asylum for hallucinating and trying to communicate with said hallucinations.

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roses are red violets are blue sugar is sweat and so are you

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What's the main difference between an angry white man and an angry black man? The angry black man is probably of African descent.

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Knock knock Come in

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What's utter destruction but still has wheels? A car that was crushed at a junk yard, after the Bridgestone tires were removed for another car that could still use them

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What does tupperware and a walrus have in common? they both like a tight seal

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Why did the duck cross the road? Because it was going to the destination he wanted to go to.

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How do you punish Helen Keller? Send her to her room until she becomes civil enough to explain what was causing her misbehavior.

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A: u wanna die B: that is a stupid question because unless u are suicidal u will not, retorical or not A: i do wanna die B: u should get some help u freak person a never did get help, while walking to a certivied psychiatrict evaluater he got hit by a truck. his body can be found at the intersection of church and flatbush, brooklyn. JK he got shot, he was in brookly, duh.

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Whats funnier than 24, 69

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My mom is such a bitch that no one will date her!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!TRUE STORY!! :D

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Knock. Knock. Who's there? lettuce lettuce who? Lett-uce be friends

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How do you save a black man from drowning? I don't know GOOD!

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What weights more than a 300 pound man? A 400 pound man.

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Why did the black guy hit his head while walking through a doorway? Because he was tall.

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What do you do when your internet goes down? You right click on the internet connection and try to fix the problem.

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Q: Who lives in a pinaple under the sea? A: Garry

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Q. What roles did girls play in the Gold Rush of 1849? A. Miners.

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What do you call a nun who is just walking around? A Roman Catholic

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