- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I'm a champion. I do what I want.

What did the business man say to the homeless person? Get a job

Why did the baby cross the road? It's abusive father punted it.

What's the difference between a jew, a muslim and a christian. They follow different belief systems

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What did the finger say to the thumb? I'm in glove with you.

Why do Mexicans get made fun of? Because they are Mexican

What is the difference between a circle and a cylinder? dunno

Wanna know something funny? Your face

Why was Adam sad? His wife found him cheating with several women which led to a lengthy and messy divorce and him losing custody of his two children and his house.

Whats 10-5(45+76)? please help my homework is due next class and i am currently to busy worrying about my dad's cancer to think about this problem.

"Free to play" Play free "right now"

How do you get a n***r out of a tree? Cut the rope

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm a paranoid schizophrenic And so am I

How many babies can you fit in a toilet? To be exact you would have to do all this math, so I tested it out myself and got 7.6.

Knock, knock. Come in.

Why did Ramsey fall off the seesaw? Because while he was playing with friends on a seesaw at a nearby Country Club, a very angry and insane man who had many handicaps, decided to solve his problems by killing someone. A funeral was held a week later.

What is translucent and smells like a carrot ? A translucent carrot.

Why do you always find a dead baby in the last place you look? Because once you've found it, you stop looking.

Roses are red, Violets are unicorns, This s h i t doesn't make sense, Refrigerator.

What do u call a man with no arms and no legs and is laying in front of a door? Matt

why couldnt james zatts swim? he was half black

What is worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Getting raped by a giant scorpion

What do you call a guy with a bomb strapped to his chest flying a plane? A pilot with a bomb strapped to his chest

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