- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I'm a paranoid schizophrenic And so am I

What happens when a jewish man, black man, asian and an amish man get on the same plane heading to Chicago? The reach their destinations safely and go their separate ways.

This one time at band camp music was played.

Women's rights.

Q: How did Helen Keller's parents punish her? A: They beat her.

What did johnny say when he fell down the stairs? Nothing he snapped his neck

"The hills are alive..." Impossible, hills can never be alive.

why did the chicken cross the road? it was making its way home after a long day of luckless job interviews

Why did little Tommy eat an apple? Because he was hungry. Thats why.

(for comedians) I went to a coffee shop the other day. I ordered a coffee then sat down. Behind me there were two people talking. I didn't eves drop because it's impolite so I drank my coffee and left.

Roses are red, violets are blue, I'll order The Special, what's wrong with you?

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the idiot's house... Knock knock Who's there? The Chincken

What's sad about 4 people in a Lamborgini going over a cliff? It was my car.

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the batmobile? Get in the batmobile.

You know what's funny? Clowns.

why was 6 afraid of 7 He raped him the other day

Q: Why did the Japanese man fall off the cliff? A: He was pushed

Why did the zuccini fly? I was in an acid trip.

Did i just hear a joke about birds? No? Well this is Hawkward.

Haikus are easy But they often dont make sense flying flamingos

why did the man fart? because he felt like it.

what did the dirty homeless girl get for Christmas -A DILDO

What's the difference between Al Gore and a slab of formica? Many things, most obvious being that Al Gore is a conscious being.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? She's dead.

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