- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the blond stupid? She wasnt, its just that everyone loves stereotypes

A neutron walks into a bar. He orders a drink and ponders why his mother gave him the name, "A neutron."

What did the "gangster" looking black guy ask the white guy he approached randomly on the street? "Excuse me sir, are you aware of the injustices done toward the jewish community that has been the decline of western society since the reclamation proclamation?"

Apparently I'm an unfit father, cuz all I know is dope and all I got is 30 dollas

whats worse than being cold? having a pine cone shoved up your ass.

I was going to post some witty jokes, but then I realized they weren't funny.

Why did the fat man fall off the balcony? He didn't, I pushed him.

today a nazi canadian killed himself the world is now a better place

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 had a gun

What starts with an N and ends with R, that you wouldn't want to call a black person? Neighbor

What time does lunch usually begin on the other side of the world. Noon.

Yo mama so fat She could die any day.

What's black & sits at the top of the staircase? A quadriplegic after a house fire.

So how does the chicken cross the road? He doesn't, chickens live on farms.

What's the hardest part about eating a vegetable? Finishing the wheelchair.

Two Chavs jump off a clift who wins? Neither the sport of Tomb stoning is considered non competitive much like jogging

Why did the boy laugh? Because someone told him a joke.

Person 1: I have one question: What are those?!?!?!?!?! Person 2 : Their shoes you Dimwit. Person 1: (runs away crying) -by Mekkhi

Whats worse than jizzing while your on a date? Shitting in you pants while your on a date.

What do you get when you cross a rusty nail and a foot? Tetanus

Why did the black guy cross the street? Because his master ordered him to

Q. How many jews can you fit in a car? A. depending on the car size and make, oh and the size of the ash tray is also important

Take sebastian deep into the woods and put him down quickly

from south park what do u call a jew on a rope no one ever said the answer, so my answer is a jew on a rope.

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