- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you get when you cross professor plum with a candle stick in the library? A dead prostitute. Try and be more careful next time.

Why did the black guy flunk out of school? Because his socio-economic conditions and his lack of support from his parents didn't provide optimal learning conditions.

KASEEM IS CRAP AT GEARS OF WAR THIS IS NOT A JOKE ITS TRUE (FACT) PLAYSTATION IS BETTER THEN XBOX (BIGGEST JOKE EVER) IV HAD BOTH, SO SHUT UP PS3 BOYS AKA GIRLS

Whats the best part about being alive? Not getting hit by a bus

How did the girl get hit by a car? Better question, How did the car get in the kitchen?

How do you call a man in a wheelchair? Disabled.

What's worse than dropping you ice-cream cone? Signing your post on Anti-joke.com

Why did the Asian guy's condom slip? Because the condom was put on the opposite way.

Roses are red Violets are blue Wrong. Violets should be purple.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was a cannibal and like to burn people.

The Christian Bible.

WNBA

What did the unicorn say to the man.\ Nothing unicorns don't exist

whats the difference between and clorox wipe and a paper towel? a clorox wipe is wet.

Two men walk into a bar. You think the second man would have seen it.

Why did the ginger cross the road? To tell the police that her family had been taken hostage.

What did the man with Alzheimer's get for Christmas? Happy New Year!

So a dog walks into a bar, and the bartender says, "Quickly, someone give me the number for animal control."

A flea walks into a bar. Nobody notices because it is a very small insect

Your grandma's cookies.

Man 1: Ask me if I'm a tree. Man2: Are you a tree? Man1: no.

~Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? ~ ~He was dead. ~ ~Why did the chicken fall out of the tree? ~ ~He was stapled to the monkey!!!

What happened to your hamster? It died.

Do you know what a third world bathroom smells like? Crap

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