why is six afraid of seven? because seven is a jew!

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Why don't you play uno with Mexicans? Because they collect all the green cards.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Three months to live. Three months to live who? The C-Scan showed a massive, inoperable tumor in your brain that's been developing for years. You have only three months to live.

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Yo momma is so fat, her total body volume is slightly larger than a normally proportioned person of smaller mass!

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Why are there cookie's in the jar? 'Cause I put cookies in the jar

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1100110001012....HOLY S@&$ A 2!

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Q:why did the man jump of the house A:he did not I threw a frige at him

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What did batman say to robin before getting into the bat mobile? Don't touch my penis.

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What's a black person's favorite thing to eat? Food.

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Okay, but cut me some slack here, its not as straight forward as it sounds, I got at least twice as many active synapses as other people do, that means twice the thought process, in video games I can for example remember twice the commands, and such. Sadly this does not mean that I can think twice as fast or twice as smart, but rather that I do so involuntarily in short spans, until I burn myself out. So be a bit nice to me, when I say that I have since I was a kid used about 2.5-7.5 mg valium, this is just because my thought process works so fast I burn out because well, I got the processor, but it burns out, excuse me my wife needs some help with her cellphone, see you soon

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Why are bowling balls racist? They are not because bowling balls are incapable of having feeling therfore they cannot have racial thoughts or actions.

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No I do not think that, that would be a wasted thought.

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A black man walks into an abbatoir.

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What happens when you cross a vampire and a werewolf? A cross between a vampire and a werewolf.

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If you have 5 dollars, and Chuck Norris has 5 dollars, you are both very poor.

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What's the best way to get gum out of your hair? Cancer

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Knock knock, Who's there The delivery man The delivery man who Just take this package

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"Hey want to hear the best knock-knock joke ever." "Sure." "Ok you start." "Knock-knock." "Whos there?" "..........."

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i have to tell you a knock knock joke. but you have have to start it..

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I like my women the way I like my coffee: Without a penis.

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Why did Kurt Cobain commit suicide? Because it was drug related

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what's silver and red and keeps crashing into the walls? a baby with forks in its eyes

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What do Texans call cows? Cows. Calling them almost anything else would be utterly illogical.

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5 little monkeys jumping on the bed, one fell off and bumped his head. Momma called the doctor and the doctor said, "He has a mild concussion."

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