womens rights

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you know whats not funny? the Holocaust

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A panda walks into a restaurant, sits down and orders a sandwich. After he finishes eating the sandwich, the panda pulls out a gun and shoots the waiter, and then stands up to go. "Hey!" shouts the manager. "Where are you going? You just shot my waiter and you didn't pay for your sandwich!" The panda yells back at the manager, "Hey man, I am a PANDA! Look it up!" The manager's heart skipped a beat, and he locked himself inside his office, trembling with fear and confusion. Yes, it was plausible that a beast such as this could point to a random entry on the menu, and it was physically possible for it to pull the trigger of the gun (and, at such close proximity to the waiter, it would be pretty hard to miss him), but it was shocking and altogether disturbing to hear such an animal speak in human language, much less vernacular English.

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Q.Why did the boy fail to complete his homework? A. He was a loaf of bread

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Q: What did Batman say to Robin when he noticed he had lost his belt? A: Robin! Q:What did Robin respond? A: Yes?

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what do you call a black man drinking cool-aid? thirsty.

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How do you get a pirate out of your seat? Politely ask him to move for you were there first.

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What did one muffin say to the other in the oven? Nothing. They're muffins.

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Q: what's brown and rhymes with snoop? A: Dr. Dre

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Do you like your life? No. OK.

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Why did the girl get robbed? Because her door was unlocked.

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What did the man do when he dropped his bar of soap. He picked it up

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What is brown and sticky? A stick.

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How come little billy couldn't ride a tricycle? Because he was born without legs due to a rare disease and therefore can't pedal.

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GADZOOKS!

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Why did the jewish man pick up a nickel on the street? Because he understands the value of saving money.

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A blonde enters a bar and orders an elevator.

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Whats an Anti Joke

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Why are all Asians smart? Not all of them are, Asians are stereotypically smart because their parents most likely grew up in an under-developed country and want their children to be successful because they don't want their children to experience what they did.

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what happened to the baseball player who couldnt throw? he was very unsuccessful, as throwing is the most important skill of the game

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Why did the man not want to be a tree? Because he didn't want to.

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What did the man without a tongue say...

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Do you know what it looks like when you put a cat in the microwave for 3 minutes? I don't know either because I close my eyes when I masturbate.

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When Kylie and Conner have a baby he will have a centimeter Schmeter!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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