How did Darth Vader make the little black boy's day? "I am your father"*heavy breath, heavy breath*

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What should you do if you come across a slut with a fork up her @ss and a gun in her hand? Do not look at her and walk away.

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Anyone??????????/

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A little boy uses a horrible curse against his classmate. The classmate is so angry he tells the teacher. The teacher is so astounded at the little boy's use of language he sends him to the principal. When the principal hears of the foul language he's so ashamed he calls the police. The police can't believe the little boy said such a bad word, they think he deserves to go to court. The court dates are set up. When the Judge hears of the hate words he can think of no other worthy punishment except prison until he turns 21. After the kid is let out he heads for the bar across town where all the ex-prisoners go. He orders up a drink, bartender asks "What'd you do?". The kid explains the curse to the bartender. The barkeep becomes so upset that he kicks the kid out of the bar. While crossing the street to go to another bar he gets hit by a truck. Whats the moral of the story? Look both ways before crossing the street....

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Whats the similairity between a dog and a cat? They're both cats, except for the dog.

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A ship wrecks in the South Pacific ocean. Only one man survives. He swims to a semi-deserted island, and is later eaten by the cannibal inhabitants

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I pooped.

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Why does blond women give great blowjob? Because they has vaacum in thier heads! Blond woman coment; well thats better than having nothing at all in your head! :-)

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whats two naked people in a bed? too much information

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What is black, white and red all over? A black man has been shot and a white paramedic is standing over him trying to save his life.

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What did little Timmy get his grandmother for Christmas? A coffin

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was the most direct path to his destination.

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What did the sheep say when he broke a leg? Nothing, sheeps can't talk.

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i like turtals and kids

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Q: What did the guy with glasses say to the guy without glasses? A: Dude your not wearing glasses.

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why did the asian go to the bar? they were told they could drive better when drunk how much worse could they get

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If a vegetarian only eats vegetables, then what does a humanitarian eat?

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My heart is in my hands. Or maybe it's yours. Either way it's mine now. You won't need it anymore.

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My mate mated with my mate's mate. mated of course meaning fucked.

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Rishi is a funny guy, well he thinks he is. true story.

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your moms my other ride

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A hundred dollar bill falls in the middle of an intersection. Equally distanced from the bill stand a Jew, a Black, a White Supremacist and an Arab. Wouldn't it suck to be on this street? I am sure violence will ensue. Wouldn't want to be caught in the crossfire.

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- I'm in my mum's car, broom broom. - Get out me car. - Aw.

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