If dropped from the same height, which hits the ground first an apple or a baby? the apple because the baby has a rope tied around its neck

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Why are all blondes dumb? They are not all dumb but constant bullying just saying blondes are just pretty gives them that illogical stereo type

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What's black can run really fast and jump really high? A panther

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Q: What did the boy say to his mum when he saw a Lion A: Hey mum that's a Lion

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Got tired of McDonalds Jim?

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Row row row your boat Right to KFC Put some kool-aid in your cup And toast to you and me

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What is similar between a penguin and a newspaper? If you kill a penguin, then grind it up into a fine powder, then the penguin becomes a newspaper.

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What did one dog say to the other dog? Woof woof

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got into the car? Get in the car, Robin.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Gestapo.

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Q.whats long, black and hard to cut through? A.a line at kfc!

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Why did the gambler sell his house? Because he needed money to pay for male hookers.

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Why is there such a big box because there is some writing down here :)

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JAMIE STEGMAN IS A MASSSIVE DERP Jess Pots. YOUR A NOOB

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, You like penis, That's what you live up to.

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Why did the blackjack player gamble every night and day and not eat, sleep, or use the bathroom? To practice for a tournament in which the grand prize was to save his dying grandmother.

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charlie sheen losing

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, most chickens are held on farms, but those that do roam free are afraid of automobiles so therefore they wouldn't go near a road at all. But if the chicken was located in a deserted town there would be no traffic, so then it would be able to cross freely over any road there and not get injured or mortally wounded.

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How can you tell an Irishman from a frenchman? Well, if you look back at both there heritages...

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Q: Imagine you are driving a boat, but the wheel falls off. So how many pancakes can you fit in that box? A: None, because the oranges couldn't talk!

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Which came first, the chicken or the egg? According to the theory of evolution, chickens are descendent's of dinosaurs, meaning that a dinosaur laid an egg, eventually creating a chicken thus meaning that the egg came first.

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Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because at the climax point in the swing, gravity is making a much larger affect on you because you are pulling farther away from the earth as well as positioning your body in a way where it is awkward and unstable to support your body, which greatly increases the chance of you falling off and landing on the ground.

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Whats worse than finding a repeated joke in anti-joke? The Holocaust.

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Fun Fact getting married to your first cousin is legal in CT... bet you thought there was joke coming right about now..........

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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