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Q: Why are black people afraid of Chainsaws? A: Because it could kill them as it could any other individual.

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What's brown and sticky? Turtle excrement.

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LIFE :(

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What's purple and smells like crap? Crap. I lied about the purple

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I dont usually get jokes, but when i do I get them.

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david your girlfriend has a nice ass

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I like peanuts. I like peanuts. I like peanuts. I'm allergic to peanuts. DAMIT

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What's funnier A Ginger or a fat kid A fat ass ginger

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What is the difference between baldness and boldness? The second letter.

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A black man walks into a bar. The bartender shoots him.

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What can an elevator do that a mexican can't? Raise a family.

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, most chickens are held on farms, but those that do roam free are afraid of automobiles so therefore they wouldn't go near a road at all. But if the chicken was located in a deserted town there would be no traffic, so then it would be able to cross freely over any road there and not get injured or mortally wounded.

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a duck walks into a restraunt.and the waiter asks "what would you like?" a quacker (like cracker)

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Hehe and Haha are best friends. One day, Haha died. What did Hehe do? He said "Haha! you died!"

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What's the difference between a mole and dynamite? - Moles don't explode... unless you fill them with dynamite.

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Are you from Tenessee? I heard you were from there

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How can you kill someone who looks like a squirrel? With an bomb. That would kill most people.

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What's worse than a car going backwards on the highway? A steamroller going backwards on the highway.

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why did suzy drop her ice cream? she got hit by a bus. knock knock! who's there? not suzy.

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What is similar between a penguin and a newspaper? If you kill a penguin, then grind it up into a fine powder, then the penguin becomes a newspaper.

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What do you call a barn full of black people? antique farm equipment.

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What do you call a dragon with no wings? A komodo dragon

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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