jimmy carr walks into a tax office.

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Your mother is so fat that people make rude comments about her behind her back, but they shouldn't because she's a really nice lady.

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What did the man with Alzheimer's get for Christmas? Happy New Year!

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So a dog walks into a bar, and the bartender says, "Quickly, someone give me the number for animal control."

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Why did the ginger cross the road? To tell the police that her family had been taken hostage.

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One man's trash is another man's treasure is a horrible way to tell a kid that he's adopted

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What did the foot say to the other foot? Nothing, because they are feet.

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Do you know who's gay? Homosexuals.

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a burglar walks in a house the alarm goes off and the police come

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Do you know what a third world bathroom smells like? Crap

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~Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? ~ ~He was dead. ~ ~Why did the chicken fall out of the tree? ~ ~He was stapled to the monkey!!!

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Your grandma's cookies.

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Man 1: Ask me if I'm a tree. Man2: Are you a tree? Man1: no.

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What happened to your hamster? It died.

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What did Helen Keller say to Michael Jordon before she died? Nothing...

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What did the blonde get for Christmas? A Brain

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I have a knock knock joke. You go first.

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What did the man with cancer say to the Holocaust survivor? "I have cancer."

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A black man, an Asian man, and an American man are in a car. Who is driving? The black man, it's his car.

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Why is your dad gay? Because he takes an enjoyment in a mans dick

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Why was Sally rolling in the grass? She was on fire.

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roses are red violets are blue i have a big dick unlike you

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How many men does it take to screw a light bulb? One, men will screw anything.

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Hey, i just met you. And this is crazy! But im on bathsalts ! *GAUH* Your face looks tasty!! :D

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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