- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I had sex with your mother

When life gives you oranges, hit kidswith 'em.

Why a blonde woman eat vegetables? Because she is a vegetarian.

what the difference between matthew and a retard? The retard can do math

A African American male and a Mexican male are both in a car, who is driving? Most likely the owner or the car.

Roses are red, violets are blue, I don't know where I am, I'm blind.

I was visiting my grandad the other day and my phone died, I was really bored, he told me I rely too much on technology I replied with 'no you do' and Unplugged his life support

How many babies can you fit in a toilet? To be exact you would have to do all this math, so I tested it out myself and got 7.6.

roses are red voilets are blue my dog stinks and so do you!

Knock knock Who's there? Doctor. Doctor who? Dr. Jeremy Brown, I have your results from the blood test. It's good news they came back negative. Hooray.

Jimmy wet his pants in class during geography class. The teacher asked: "Oh Jimmy, why did you do that?" Jimmy answered: "I don't know" Everyone laughed at him and Jimmy went home very sad. And with wet pants.

On monday morning the doctor walked into a patient's room, then he walked out after a quick check up.

Cows are land manatees.

rosie o'donald goes on a diet

Roses are red violets are orange......... Wait did I do that wrong?

What happened to the kid who couldn't swim? He drowned.

A dyslexic canadian walks into an arab

Two black men jump off a cliff, who wins? Wins what?

what did the dead cat say to the dead dog? Nothing, they're dead

whats the difference between a black guy and a park bench? well a park bench is an inanimate object that people use to sit on and feed the birds at the park. and a black guy is a living being who is looked down upon in society.

What did the hungry man do? He ate.

Women's rights

Three jews walk into a bar. The bar is hosting a bar mitzvah.

How do you call a man in a wheelchair? Disabled.

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