Why did the baby cross the road? It's abusive father punted it.

What did the business man say to the homeless person? Get a job

do want to hear a joke? Women's rights

What do you call a girl with no legs? Disabled.

Q: Why did the Unicorn cross the road? A: It didn't Unicorns are fictional creatures.

Samraj.

Q: how do you stop a blonde woman from drowning? A: unplug the stopper in the bathtub Q: how do you stop a baby from drowning? A: take your foot off its head

I'm a champion. I do what I want.

ok everybody to make this more simple we all have to line up alphabetically by height.

Q: Why does an elephant have flat feet? A: From jumping out of trees

What is the difference between a circle and a cylinder? dunno

Wanna know something funny? Your face

Why do Mexicans get made fun of? Because they are Mexican

Why was Adam sad? His wife found him cheating with several women which led to a lengthy and messy divorce and him losing custody of his two children and his house.

What did the finger say to the thumb? I'm in glove with you.

What's the heaviest part of an elephant? Its body.

Z.

What's the difference between a jew, a muslim and a christian. They follow different belief systems

Q.whats the difference between a women's argument and a knife A. a knife has a point

Whats 10-5(45+76)? please help my homework is due next class and i am currently to busy worrying about my dad's cancer to think about this problem.

What is invisible and smells like carrots? The smell of Carrots. Pretty sure you can't see smells.

How do you get a n***r out of a tree? Cut the rope

"Free to play" Play free "right now"

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm a paranoid schizophrenic And so am I

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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